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[b][color=darkblue]Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Baller_: Baller

Rayhovite: Ray

Submgx: Sub

HawkEyeA53B: Tom

Supergreg64: Greg

redmateria: Red

DarkBlood999: Amber[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 1[/b]


Commandant Angelus is training the new cadets of the future out at the field of the GCB Academy.::


[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay cadets, I want everyone of you to do 100 pushups right now.

The cadets start doing the pushups. Commandant Angelus looks at them and snaps.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] What are you guys doing? That's not how you do pushups.

The cadets start looking at each other, wondering what this nut is talking about.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Everyone, get on your backs. Good. Now bend your knees up in the air. Excellent. Now start arching your backs up until your head reaches your knees. There you go, now you guys are doing pushups.

  • Joe happens just happens to pass by*

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Commandant, it seems like your getting the cadets working hard.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Ya, their working hard alright, but can you believe that they can't tell the difference between pushups and situps.

[b]Joe:[/b] Kids these days. ::Shakes his head:: Anywho, I gotta go Commandant. I'll see you later.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay, later Greg.

[b]Joe:[/b] I'm Joe sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Oh, right.

Joe starts walking, and then he notices Jacob(his partner) washing the car.::


[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jacob.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey Joe ::saying it in a disgruntled voice.::

[b]Joe:[/b] What's wrong Jake. Oh, wait. ::Joe thinks for a bit.(something he rarely does):: It's my month to wash the car isn't it.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Ya.

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh man, how can I make this up to you? I’ll tell you what, I'll wash the car next month, but wait, that's your month. Hmm, we can't both wash the car, it makes no sense. ::Joe thinks a little more.:: Ah ha, I can wash the car the month after. It makes perfect sense.

[b]Jacob:[/b] ::Whispers:: What an idiot.

[b]Joe:[/b] What was that Jake?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Oh nothing.

All of a sudden Liz passes by and starts talking to Joe and Jacob.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Hey Joe.

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh hi Liz.

[b]Liz:[/b] So, what are ::Jacob cuts her off.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey aren't you gonna say hi to me Liz?

[b]Liz:[/b] Oh, sorry Jacob, I didn't see you were there. Anywho, what's going on Joe?

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh nothing, just watching Jacob wash my car.

[b]Jacob:[/b] It's our car.

[b]Joe:[/b] Who drives it? ::Jacob grumbles.:: Anywho, what did you want Liz?

[b]Liz:[/b] Umm, I was wondering, umm, like if your free right now, umm we can go get lunch or something.

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh sorry Liz. I'm on duty in 10 minutes.

[b]Liz:[/b] Oh. How about when your done?

[b]Joe:[/b] Hmm, I'm not sure what I'm doing then. Check with me then, and I'll inform you.

[b]Liz:[/b] Okay. ?:|

Liz and Joe both leave, in opposite directions. Jacob continues to wash the car. Liz goes to her office, and meets her partner, Baller there.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Hey Liz, why the long face?

[b]Liz:[/b] Long face?

[b]Baller:[/b] Why are you down?

[b]Liz:[/b] I'm fine.

[b]Baller:[/b] Come on, I can tell when your down.

[b]Liz:[/b] Okay, okay. It's Joe. I keep giving him signals, and he keeps turning me down. I find it hard to believe he’s not interested. I mean come on, just look at me.

[b]Baller:[/b] ::Starts laughing:: You think Joe's turning you down? ::continues to laugh:: He's not turning you down. Here's the thing with Joe. You see, I'm great buds with the guy and all, but he's dumb, and I don't mean he's a little dumb, he's seriously [b]dumb[/b]. I'm sorry to tell you this, but the guy's too slow to pick up on any of you signals.

[b]Liz:[/b] Oh, so that's the case, well I'm gonna keep on trying until he does pick up on one of my signals.

[b]Baller:[/b] Well good luck, your gonna need it.

Baller leaves. Liz starts doing some work. Meanwhile Sub is firing guns insanely in the firing room, while Ray walks in.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Sub, is that you in here.


Sub can't hear Ray, so Ray opens the glass screen knowing he could be in danger.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Sub ::Ray yells::

[b]Sub:[/b] Ray, sorry I didn't hear you come in.

[b]Ray:[/b] Are you okay Sub? I know it must be tough on you, coming back from the nut house and all.

[b]Sub:[/b] I'm fine.

[b]Ray:[/b] Okay, that's good to hear. Anywho, I gotta go. The Commandant called for me. Later Sub.

[b]Sub[/b] Later Ray.

Ray leaves to go see the Commandant. Sub continues to fire his guns. At the same moment Commandant Angelus is in his office, smoking some weed.::

[b]Tom[/b] Jacob is out here sir, and want's to talk to you. He says it's urgent.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Umm, ::He quickly takes out his lysol and sprays the room. He also throws the weed out the window.:: Send him in.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey sir, I needed to talk to you. Is that strawberry I smell?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Yes, it's my cologne. Anyways, what do you need?

[b]Jacob:[/b] I'd like to have Liz as my partner, and Joe and Baller can be partners.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Sorry, no can do, and don't give me any but's or why's.

[b]Jacob[/b] Alright. Bye sir. ::Jacob leaves.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Tom, has Ray arrived yet.

[b]Tom:[/b] No sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay. Is that Baller I hear out there Tom.

[b]Tom:[/b] Yes sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Send him in.

Baller walks in to the Commandant's office::

[b]Baller:[/b] Yes sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I think Jacob has a thing for one of your girls.

[b]Baller:[/b] Which one?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Liz.

[b]Baller:[/b] Liz ain't one of my girls. What are you on sir?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Weed.

[b]Baller:[/b] Is it the good stuff?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] No, it's rather crappy.

[b]Baller:[/b] I see. Well I'm off I guess.

Baller leaves.::

[b]Tom:[/b] Sir Ray's here.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Send him in Tom.

Ray enters::

[b]Ray:[/b] What's this about sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I'm making you and Amber partners.


[b]Ray:[/b] You can't do that sir. I can't stand her.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Well since Red died a few days ago, you've been without a partner, so it's you and Amber.

[b]Ray:[/b] How about if I go with Sub?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] No. Greg will be re-partnered up with Sub. It's a good idea if I give Sub his old partner, since he just came back from the loony bin.

[b]Ray:[/b] Fine. Anything else sir?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] No.

[b]Ray:[/b] Well then I'm going.

Ray leaves, and Commandant Angelus goes back to smoking weed.::


[b][color=darkblue] Alotofbs101: BS

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

yoshidude81: Seth

Razorback11: Razor Back

vornoff: Andrew

the_devils_son88: The Devil's Son

Kamahri: Kamahri

chaolin224: Brittany

Pacn99: General Pacn

m00m00m00: Dr.m00

bw13187: Dr.Ben

spyagent89: Spy Agent

InvincibleAgent: Invincible Agent

mike10003: Mayor Mike

vulpix420: Hannah[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 2[/b]

Somewhere in a hidden underground lair::


[b]BS:[/b] Welcome everyone to my hidden underground lair. I am BS as you all already know. You might be wondering why I brought you all here. Well as you all already know, I have come up with a plan to take over the city, and make us really really rich. My assistant Mario will be now giving out the plans to all of you.

Mario hands the plans out to everyone::

[b]BS:[/b] I also want all of you to get to know one another, since you will be working together. Lastly I must make sure that you are all in. If you think you don't belong here, you think this is wrong, then the door is right over there and your free to go. ::Seth raises his hand:: Yes?

[b]Seth:[/b] Umm, well I've been actually uncertain about taking part on this since you notified me, and now since you said we're free to go, I think I should take that option.

[b]BS:[/b] I'm sorry to hear this. Mario, please bloi CRM now Mr. Seth out, will you.

[b]Mario:[/b] Yes sir.

Mario bloi CRM nows Seth out. Mario shuts the door and comes back. As Mario is coming back, everyone hears the sound of guns firing. Then everyone starts to see some blood coming from underneath the crack of the door.::

[b]BS:[/b] So, does anyone else want to leave?

Everyone is silent, while they are all shifting uncomfortably in their seats.::

[b]BS:[/b] Excellent. Well let us begin in the left, with Razor Back. At the age of 11, Razor Back had a misfortunate accident, which involved a giant razor blade getting hurled at his back. Luckily for RB, blood transfusions allowed him to survived, but the razor blade was never removed from his back. Since then RB has trained his whole life in using knives, razors and the whole sort. He is as efficient with a knife, as most experts are efficient with hand guns.

[b]Andrew:[/b] How dumb can one be, to get a giant razor blade stuck on your back?

[b]Razor Back:[/b] How dumb can one be, to ask a question like that?

[b]BS:[/b] Enough already, we are all on the same side. Let's next move onto Andrew.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why me?

[b]BS:[/b] Because your next in line. ::BS gasps.:: As you might of been already able to tell, Andrew is the question asker. He asked people questions, until he eventually makes them go crazy.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why would you say that about me?

BS shakes his head::

[b]BS:[/b] Alright, next we have The Devil's Son. TDS is an Aussie, who's spent his whole life worshiping the devil. He believe's in nothing other then evil. Definitely a great addition to our team.

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] G'day mates.

[b]Andrew:[/b] You call that evil?

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] Ay mate, there's a difference between being good, and being courteous. I may be evil, but me mom taught me to always be courteous.

BS clears his throat so he can get back everyone's attention.::

[b]BS:[/b] Moving along, we next have Kamahri. Kamahri is a Ninja from Japan. Unfortunately he will not inform me of which clan he was from, due to his dishonorable discharge from it. Nevertheless, he is a great ninja, and shall fit in to our group just fine.

[b]BS:[/b] Next we have Brittany. Brittany has the power to take any man, woman, or beast under her control just by looking at them kitu CRM iereually.

Brittany starts to make eye contact with Mario. Mario begins to drool, and howl.::

[b]BS:[/b] Get a hold of yourself Mario.

[b]Mario:[/b] Sorry Master.

[b]BS:[/b] Lets get back to where we were. Lastly there's my right hand man, General Pacn. For years General Pacn has been working with some of the top scientists to make many weapons for me. He has also been working on an army for me, but unfortunately we never got many recruits, so our army, if you can actually call it that, consist of only a few. Anyways, bring us up to date Pacn.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] The works on the CMMM are right on schedule. It should be complete in a week.

[b]Andrew:[/b] What's CMMM?

[b]BS:[/b] CMMM is my Crazy Mexican Making Machine. If you read the plans that Mario handed out earlier, you would of known that.

[b]BS:[/b] Pacn, is there anyway you can get the scientists to work any harder?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] I've tried sir, but they seem to be working as hard as they can. You can take a look for yourself sir.

General Pacn turns on the monitor, which showed the inside of the Lab.::

[b]BS:[/b] Good God Pacn, why does that one scientist have cow legs?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Oh, that is Dr.m00. One day he accidently drank one of his serums which transformed him to half man, half cow.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Whose that other doctor, and what is he doing?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Oh that is Dr.Ben, the chief scientist. Right now he's milking Dr.m00. Every once in a while Dr.m00 needs to be milked. It's part of his cow half.

Everyone, except BS and Pacn, get disgusted by the sight of Dr.Ben milking Dr.m00.::

[b]BS:[/b] Very interesting. Now that everything has been cleared up, lets begin with phase 1 of the plan.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Actually sir, I'm not finished. I got a surprise for you.

[b]BS:[/b] A surprise? I like surprises.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Just outside I have two of my finest agents. Spy Agent and Invincible Agent. Spy Agent is my best spy, while Invincible Agent is my strongest agent. They will help you tremendously in your quest to conquer the city.

[b]BS:[/b] This is great news Pacn. I can’t wait to see them in action. Now let us begin phase 1. Mario, get me on screen with the mayor.

Mario gets the mayor on screen for BS. Once connection is made, everyone gets shocked. [face_shock] ::

[b]BS:[/b] Mayor, what are you doing?

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] Oh my god, who are you people? How did you get cameras in my office? What do you want?

[b]BS:[/b] Your job.

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] Oh my. Hannah, you better go now.

[b]Hannah:[/b] Okay.

Hannah gets dressed and goes. Mike gets dressed as well, while Hannah is leaving. Once all this confusion is done with, BS addresses himself.::

[b]BS:[/b] Allow me to introduce myself. I am BS, owner of AlotofBS Furniture on 101 Main Street.

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] You're AlotofBS. I got this chair from your store. It's very durable. I must of had kitu CRM iere on it like hundreds of times.

BS gives the mayor a weird look.::

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] Okay, tens of times.

BS continues to give him the look.::

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] Okay fine, 5 times.

[b]BS:[/b] Enough of you and your kitu CRM iere, lets get back to the issue. I have created myself a Crazy Mexican Making Machine, which I will use on all the people of the city, if you don't give me your job, and one trillion dollars.

The mayor begins to laugh.::

[b]BS:[/b] What's so funny?

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] I'm sure you made yourself a Crazy Mexican Making Machine.

[b]BS:[/b] Oh, so you don't believe me. See my assistant Mario over here? He used to be white just like the rest of us, and if you still don't believe me, watch this video.

BS shows the mayor a video of when he diagnosed Mario with a serum that turned him into a Crazy Mexican. The mayor begins to cringe.::

[b]BS:[/b] So what do you have to say now mayor?

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] How about if I just get you the money? I don't wanna lose my job. I love being mayor.

[b]BS:[/b] No, I want it all. You have 7 days to make your decision. I suggest you make it as soon as possible.

BS ends the transmission.::

[b]BS:[/b] In 7 days, I'll be mayor, and we'll all be filthy rich.

Everyone starts to applaud BS. At the same time, BS has this mischievous grin, as he thinks of what will be::


[b][color=darkblue]HawkEyeA53B: Tom

Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

mike10003: Mayor Mike

alotofbs101: BS

spyagent89: Hawk

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Baller_: Baller

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Rayhovite: Ray

DarkBlood999: Amber

Supergreg64: Greg

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Submgx: Sub

TheMaster52: The Master[/color][/b]



[b]Chapter 3[/b]


Back at the GCB Academy Tom was watching TV, well actually just channel surfing::

[b]Tom:[/b] Hmm, nothing good on. ::Frowns, then continues to channel surf.:: Hey, what's this? This looks interesting. ::Tom sees the mayor on TV, next to some guy he's never seen before. He clicks on the intercom.:: Umm Sir, I think you should come out here.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] What for?

[b]Tom:[/b] There's something really important on TV that I think you should see.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay, okay. Give me a sec. ::The Commandant puts away his crack, and leaves his room.:: What's so special Tom, that I had to leave my room for.

[b]Tom:[/b] Just watch the TV.

Both Tom and the Commandant watch the TV.::

[b]Mayor Mike:[/b] People of the city, I come here to address you with a very serious issue. I am resigning my position as mayor of the city. On my right is the man that will be replacing me. His name is BS. Come say a few words BS.

Tom turns off the TV.::

[b]Tom:[/b] Why would the mayor resign as mayor?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I don't know, but it does seem rather suspicious. Call for a squad meeting will you Tom.

[b]Tom:[/b] Okay sir.

Out of no where some strange man creeps into the room.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Who are you?

[b]Hawk:[/b] I am Hawk. We talked before on the phone about the opening cop position that has just become available.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Ah yes. Come into my office.

The Commandant and Hawk go into the Commandant's office.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I must say, your resume is very impressive, but do you got what it takes to be a cop?

[b]Hawk:[/b] I've been a cop for 6 years. It says that in my resume.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Oh yes I see. Well to be honest there's no reason from your resume for me not to hire you, so welcome aboard. Talk to Tom outside as you go. I'm having a team meeting, and I think you should come. It would be a good way to introduce you to everyone.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Okay.

Hawk leaves, and the Commandant goes back to sniffing his crack.::
About an hour later the whole team assembles in one of the rooms for the team meeting.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] It looks like the Commandant is late as usual.

[b]Baller:[/b] He's probably smoking it up or something.

[b]Joe:[/b] The Commandant smokes? I've never ever seen him with a cigerette.

Everyone looks at Joe.::

[b]Joe:[/b] What?

The Commandant finally walks in after being about 10 minutes late.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Hello everyone. Lets get started. ::The Commandant looks around.:: Where's Ray?

[b]Ray:[/b] I'm right over here sir.

[b]Amber:[/b] I'm right over here sir. ::Whispering in a mocking tone.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I see, then who's missing?

Greg walks in late. While walking to his seat, he trips over the overhead projector cord, falling to the ground. The overhead broke instantly as it hit the floor. Greg also had a cup of coffee in his hand that slipped out, and landed on the Commandants head, scalding the Commandant's face.::

[b]Greg:[/b] I'm so sorry sir. Let me get that for you.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] It's okay. Why are you late Greg.

[b]Greg:[/b] Well I went to get myself a cup of coffee, but the pot was empty, so I brewed a fresh pot. When the coffee was almost done, the pot caught on fire. When I saw the fire, I ran to the sink to get water to put out the fire. Once the fire was out, I noticed the sink was flooding. Apparently I forgot to remove the drain cover.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Enough already. I got the idea. Take a seat.

Greg takes his seat.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Alright, you guys might be wondering why I called you. There are two matters at issue. Lets first go with the less important one. Everyone say hello to Hawk. He's the newest member in our team. He will mainly do night watching duties.

[b]Hawk:[/b] What!!! We never agreed to such things.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Hush, hush now Hawk. Anywho, on to more important matters. As you may or may not know, the mayor has resigned as mayor and has appointed some guy, I can't remember the name, as mayor. I, well actually Tom, finds this to be suspicious, so do some investigative work, and whatever you guys do, to figure out what's going on. Now if you excuse me I will be going.

The Commandant leaves.::

[b]Hawk:[/b] So what do we do now?

[b]Jacob:[/b] We come up with a plan, you leave. Your only a night watchman, not a cop.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Fine, I'll go. I know when I'm not wanted.

Hawk leaves.::

[b]Liz:[/b] You didn't have to be so rude Jacob.

[b]Jacob:[/b] But, but, but. Sorry Liz.

[b]Ray:[/b] I think what Jacob's trying to say is that he doesn't trust the guy, and for the matter neither do I.

[b]Sub:[/b] Enough bickering, or I'll blow all your heads off. ::Everyone looks at Sub scared.:: Now that I got your attention, shouldn't we come up with a plan or something?

[b]Jacob:[/b] A plan about what? We've got nothing to go on.

[b]Baller:[/b] We should go meet my master. He know's a lot of things and can help us.

[b]Joe:[/b] You got a master?

[b]Baller:[/b] Well he's not my master anymore, but I still refer to him as master. It's just a way to be polite.

[b]Jacob:[/b] What's your master's name? I did a study about masters, sensei's, and the sort, when I was at school. I might of heard of him.

[b]Baller:[/b] My master's name is, The Master.

[b]Jacob:[/b] No. no, no. I'm not asking what do you call him, I'm asking what his name is. The one that he was born with.

[b]Baller:[/b] I thought Joe was slow.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey!!! What happened to Hawk?

[b]Liz:[/b] HaHaHa. You always find a way to make me laugh Joe. You're hilarious.

[b]Baller:[/b] Okay? Anywho, as I was saying, my Master's name, the one he was "born with" is The Master.

[b]Amber:[/b] Who calls they're kid The?

[b]Ray:[/b] You never know when to interrupt, do you.

[b]Amber:[/b] Oh shut up.

[b]Ray:[/b] Why don’t you shut up?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Enough you two. So what do you call him, The?

[b]Baller:[/b] No, haven't you ever heard of manners?

[b]Jacob:[/b] So what, you call him Master The?

[b]Baller:[/b] Who were your parents? They did a horrible job on you, you know. You never refer to someone of higher by their first name. If you wanna call him something, call him Master Master.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Master Master? That just sounds dumb.

[b]Baller:[/b] That's it. Your not coming to see my master. Anyways, we should go. You guys discuss amongst yourselves on who's coming. There's no point for all of us to go.

Baller, Liz, Ray, and Amber all go to see Master The Master. Sub and Greg leave. Joe and Jacob are the only ones who stay.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I'm actually happy that we didn't go. It gives me time to ask you something.

[b]Joe:[/b] What is it?

[b]Jacob:[/b] It's about Liz. How do you get her to fall over you like that?

[b]Joe:[/b] What are you talking about Jake? Liz doesn't have a thing for me.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Sure she does.

[b]Joe:[/b] No she doesn't.

Jacob realized that he had to play this another way, so he changed his argument.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Alright, you win. I had a feeling you were to smart for me to fool you.

[b]Joe:[/b] Guilty as charged.

[b]Jacob:[/b] See this is my problem. I have a thing for Liz, but she doesn't even notice me. You seem to be lucky with girls. How do you think I can get Liz to notice me.

[b]Joe:[/b] This my friend is easy. Stop being so uptight. Stop acting like your better then others just because your smarter then everyone. And lastly, be calm, cool, collected. Just chill, as Baller might say.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Thanks for the pointers.

[b]Joe:[/b] I'm always happy to be of help.

Joe and Jacob both leave.::


[b][color=darkblue]Baller_:

Baller VideoGamerX19: Liz

Rayhovite: Ray

DarkBlood999: Amber

AznTiger168: Tiger

TheMaster52: The Master

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

spyagent89: Hawk/Spy Agent

Pacn99: General Pacn

alotofbs101: BS

Razorback11: Razor Back

Kamahri: Kamahri

vornoff: Andrew

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario[/color][/b]



[b]Chapter 4[/b]


Baller, Liz, Ray, and Amber all walk into The Master's dojo.::

[b]Tiger:[/b] May I help you?

[b]Baller:[/b] Hi, we've come to see Master Master. Is he here?

[b]Tiger:[/b] Ya, let me call him. ::Tiger walks to the door to the basement, and yells.:: Master, there are four people here who want to speak to you.

[b]The Master:[/b] Alright, alright. Give me a minute.

[b]Tiger:[/b] He'll be with you shortly. So how do you guys know Master Master?

[b]Baller:[/b] Master Master used to be...

The Master enters the room, and notices Baller.::

[b]The Master:[/b] Baller?

[b]Baller:[/b] Master.

[b]Tiger:[/b] Ah, that's how you know each other.

[b]The Master:[/b] It has been so long. Why don't you come visit anymore?

[b]Baller:[/b] Sorry, I've been rather busy, but I would of liked to come.

[b]The Master:[/b] It is alright, you visited now. Just come by more often.

[b]Baller:[/b] I'll try. Master, who's the new guy?

[b]The Master:[/b] Him, he is Tiger. He is my most recent protege.

[b]Baller:[/b] I see.

[b]Amber:[/b] Hey enough with the chit chat already. We came here for a reason other than re-uniting.

[b]Ray:[/b] Do you always have to be so rude?

[b]The Master:[/b] Now now, she does have a point. You must of come here for a reason now, have you not?

[b]Baller:[/b] Yes we did come for a reason Master. Have you heard on the news about the new mayor?

[b]The Master:[/b] Ah yes, the mayor. It seems like you are bothered by this news.

[b]Baller:[/b] Yes I am. In fact everyone at the academy found it to be weird, and discomforting.

[b]Amber:[/b] Except Joe.

Liz starts to giggle. Ray shushes Amber.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Anyways, we were wondering if you would happen to know anything about this BS guy?

[b]The Master:[/b] It displeases me to tell you that I know nothing about him, yet I think I can still be of help. Do you remember the saying I once taught you?

[b]Baller:[/b] There were to many, I would never know which you were referring to.

[b]The Master:[/b] I am disappointed in you Baller. I always considered you to be one of my better students.

[b]Baller:[/b] Sorry Master.

[b]The Master:[/b] Anyways, the saying went like this. "If you feel a certain way, and everyone you know feels the same way, then the feeling you all have must have truth behind it."

[b]Ray:[/b] What does that mean?

[b]Liz:[/b] I know, I know. It means that since we all think that something strange is going on with BS and the mayor, therefore something strange really is going on between BS and the mayor.

[b]The Master:[/b] Beautiful and smart. She is right.

[b]Baller:[/b] What do we do then?

[b]The Master:[/b] As I mentioned, I cannot give you any information about BS, but I know of three beings that can.

[b]Baller:[/b] Who, Master?

[b]The Master:[/b] The three beings I am talking about are the mods who... ::The Master starts to cough real loud.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Master, are you alright?

[b]The Master:[/b] Yes, yes. I am fine. It is just the dust in this room. Tiger, when was the last time you dusted the place? ::Tiger hangs his head down.:: I thought so. Anyways, where were we?

[b]Ray:[/b] You said something about the mods.

[b]Amber:[/b] You said something about the mods. ::Repeating it in a mocking voice.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Shut up.

[b]The Master:[/b] Mods? I never said such a thing.

[b]Baller:[/b] Yes you did Master. I heard you say it too.

[b]The Master:[/b] I see the problem. The dust must of made me mispronounce the word. Anyways, as I was saying, the three beings I am talking about are the Gods who live atop Mount IGN.

[b]Baller:[/b] How do we get to the Gods?

[b]The Master:[/b] The path to the Gods is not an easy one. You must first travel through the Desert of Genre, which is at minimum a two day walking journey, for anyone who survives.

[b]Baller:[/b] Walk. Why can't we take cars?

The Master starts to laugh.::

[b]The Master:[/b] You think you can take cars? ::He laughs some more.:: No man made manufacture can withstand the heat of the Desert of Genre. Only the cars of the Gods can withstand such heat.

[b]Baller:[/b] If no car can withstand the heat, how are we supposed to withstand it?

[b]The Master:[/b] You must take lots of water with you, and dress lightly. The ironic thing is that you have to pack heavily, because once you are out of the desert and on the mountain, you will surely freeze, unless you dress accordingly.

[b]Liz:[/b] When we finally get to the Gods, what would we say to them?

[b]The Master:[/b] No mortal can actually talk to the Gods.

[b]Baller:[/b] Then what's the point of going?

[b]The Master:[/b] Atop Mount IGN, three wise men reside there. Each one communicates with one of the Gods. You must ask them your questions, and they will answer you with what the Gods tell them.

[b]Baller:[/b] I see. Is there anything else we should know?

[b]The Master:[/b] That is all.

[b]Baller:[/b] Thank you so much Master.

[b]The Master:[/b] Before you go. Take Tiger with you. He may still be young, but he will be of great help on your journey.

[b]Baller:[/b] Okay Master.

Baller, Liz, Ray, Amber and Tiger all leave. Not to long later, they arrive at the academy. They happen to see Jacob walking around.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey Liz, oh and the rest of you. So what happened at your Master's, Baller?

[b]Baller:[/b] We're going on a journey. Where's the Commandant?

[b]Jacob:[/b] I just saw him down the hall. He's probably still there.

Baller walks down the hall, and takes Tiger along with him.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Sir I just came back from my Master's and I got news to tell you.

Baller tells the Commandant everything that happened, and he also introduces Tiger to him.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay. Tell everyone that you, Liz, Joe, Jacob, Sub and Greg will be going on this mission, accompanied with Tiger. Ray and Amber will stay here and watch the cadets.

[b]Baller:[/b] Yes sir.

Then out of the shadows Hawk comes into the hall.::

[b]Hawk:[/b] Sorry to interrupt, but I heard that they are going on a mission. Why am I not going?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Today's your first day on the job as a night watchman and you wanna go on one of the biggest missions in the last decade. Are you out of your mind?

[b]Hawk:[/b] But...

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Don't give me any buts. I hate buts.

Baller goes to tell the rest about the mission. Hawk leaves, and the Commandant goes back to doing whatever he was doing before Baller came. Meanwhile at BS's underground lair...::

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sir, I got a message from Spy Agent.

[b]BS:[/b] Show it to me.

General Pacn turns on the screen, and plays the message.::

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Hello Sir. I have just found out that the Commandant has organised a team of six cops to go to Mount IGN to see the three Gods. They are going there to find out about your plans. Sadly, the Commandant will not let me join them, but I will continue to get you all the information I can from within the academy. That is all for now. ::The message ends.::

[b]BS:[/b] Interesting. Razor Back, Kamahri. I want you to go to the end of the Desert of Genre, and wait for those pesky cops to get there.

[b]Razor Back and Kamahri:[/b] Yes Sir.

[b]Andrew:[/b] How will you know that RB and Kamahri will intercept the cops? The Desert of Genre is a big desert.

[b]BS:[/b] Easy. I will place Mario somewhere near the beginning of the desert where he will be easily found by those cops. Little will the cops know that Mario is spying on them.

[b]Andrew:[/b] What good does that do?

[b]BS:[/b] Let me finish. As I was saying, Mario will be miked and tracked, so we can hear everything that's going on and know their exact position. RB and Kamahri will be able to hear and see them too.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Isn't that desert too hot for machines to work?

[b]BS:[/b] It is, which is why I made everything solar powered. It will regenerate itself, as it is getting destroyed.

[b]Mario:[/b] Thats is very smarts sir, very.

[b]BS:[/b] Yes I know.

Mario, Razor Back, and Kamahri all head for the desert in hopes to intercept those cops.::


[b][color=darkblue]Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Supergreg64: Greg

Submgx: Sub

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Baller_: Baller

AznTiger168: Tiger

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

Rayhovite: Ray

DarkBlood999: Amber

spyagent89: Hawk[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 5[/b]


Our seven adventurers set off for the Desert of Genre. Joe and Jacob were in the front leading the way, Greg and Sub are in the middle, and Liz, Baller and Tiger are in the back. Baller and Tiger are planning the best way to make it through the desert.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, eh...

[b]Jacob:[/b] What are you singing?

[b]Joe:[/b] Silly Jake, it's Jingle Bells. You never heard of Jingle Bells?

[b]Jacob:[/b] I know it's Jingle Bells, but why are you singing it? Christmas was almost two months ago, and not only that, but we're in the hottest desert in the world.

[b]Joe:[/b] It's never to late to be in the Christmas mood, no matter where you are.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Why do I have to put up with this?

[b]Joe:[/b] What did you say Jake?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Oh, nothing.

Joe goes back to singing Jingle Bells. Jacob stays quiet and lets him sing.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Hmm, that rock looks weird.

[b]Sub:[/b] What are you talking about, it's a rock.

[b]Greg:[/b] Ya, but it's different. I've never seen a rock that looks like this. ::Greg picks up the rock.:: Look at it, doesn't it look awesome. ::Greg looks down.:: Oh my gosh, a snake, ahhhhhhhh.

Greg drops the rock and it lands on Sub's foot. Sub yells in agony.::

[b]Sub:[/b] You moron. That's not a snake, it's a stick. ::Sub bends to aid his foot.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Oh, you're right, it is a stick. Sorry about the rock falling on your foot. Do you need any help?

[b]Sub:[/b] NO!!! I mean, I'll be alright.

After Sub finished aiding his foot, Sub and Greg continued to walk. At the same time, Liz was bored listening to Baller and Tiger planing, so she ran up to the front of the pack, where Joe and Jacob were.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Hey Joe.

[b]Joe and Jacob:[/b] Hey Liz. ::Jacob saying it in a slightly horny voice.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Oh, hey Jacob, I didn't see you there for a sec. So Joe what's up?

Jacob leaves. Neither Joe or Liz notice him leaving.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh, nothing really, I was just singing Jingle Bells.

[b]Liz:[/b] Oh hey, can I sing with you?

[b]Joe:[/b] Sure, I guess, if you want.

Joe and Liz start to sing Jingle Bells.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

[b]Liz:[/b] What?

[b]Joe:[/b] You don't start Jingle Bells with dashing through the snow, you start off with jingle bells, and then go to dashing through the snow, and then back to jingle bells.

[b]Liz:[/b] No you don't. You always start off with dashing through the snow.

[b]Joe:[/b] nuh uh.

[b]Liz:[/b] uh huh.

[b]Joe:[/b] No.

[b]Liz:[/b] Yes.

[b]Joe:[/b] No!!!

[b]Liz:[/b] Yes!!!

[b]Joe:[/b] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[b]Liz:[/b] Fine, fine, you win. Have it your way.

[b]Joe:[/b] I told you so.

Joe and Liz start singing Jingle Bells again. This time they start the same way.::

[b]Tiger:[/b] Hey, are you guy's always this weird?

[b]Baller:[/b] This is nothing.

[b]Tiger:[/b] Really? That’s a shocker.

[b]Baller:[/b] Ya. I'm like the only normal one at the academy.

Jacob passes by.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Sure you're the only normal one. I'm more normal then you.

[b]Baller:[/b] What you talkin about Jacob.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You know what I'm talking about.

[b]Tiger:[/b] Can I say something?

[b]Jacob and Baller:[/b] What?

[b]Tiger:[/b] Well, what I've seen so far from the both of you, I'd say neither of you are normal.

[b]Baller:[/b] That seems fair.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Ya, I guess it does.

[b]Baller:[/b] Anywho, it's good you came here Jacob. Tiger and I were deciding on which path we should take to get to Mount IGN. Really when you look at the map there are two paths. There's the straight path, which is good cause it's a closer distance. The problem with the straight path is that it's hilly.

[b]Jacob:[/b] What's the other path?

[b]Baller:[/b] The other path leads us around the hilly path, but it's flat.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I'd take that flat path. We'd end up losing too much energy walking up the hills in this heat, and we gotta conserve as much energy as possible.

[b]Baller:[/b] Ya, Tiger and I were thinking the same thing, but we weren't too sure. Thanks for your input.

[b]Tiger:[/b] Hey, what's that over there?

[b]Jacon:[/b] It looks like a person.

[b]Baller:[/b] It is a person. Hey everyone, come over here.

Everyone heads on back to get together.::

[b]Sub:[/b] What do you want?

[b]Baller:[/b] There's a guy over there. He looks mexican. What should we do?

[b]Joe:[/b] Leave it to me, I know a bit of spanish.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You know spanish?

[b]Joe:[/b] Ya, it's pretty similar to italian, and I know italian since it's my background.

[b]Liz:[/b] The guy looks really thirsty.

[b]Joe:[/b] Well we'll see.

Joe walks towards the stranded mexican stranger.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Como estas mi amigo?

[b]Mario:[/b] Water.

[b]Joe:[/b] Wa tierr?

[b]Mario:[/b] Water.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe I think he wants water.

[b]Joe:[/b] No, no, no my clever friend. He is not asking for water. This fellow is speaking in spanish, and is asking for wa tierr.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Wa tierr, what are you talking about?

[b]Joe:[/b] Ah you see Jake, tierr in spanish means earth, or in a more common sense dirt.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Okay, and what does wa mean then?

[b]Joe:[/b] That gave me a little bit of trouble, but I believe it's a word in the certain dialect that he speaks. I'm pretty sure wa means some. So therefore he's asking for some dirt. The mind of a mexican is pretty weird, don't you think?

Joe heads back to the mexican stranger.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Mi amigo, we are in a desert. We are surrounded with wa tierr.

[b]Mario:[/b] Water!

[b]Joe:[/b] Here mi amigo, have your wa tierr.

Joe starts stuffing sand in the mexican stranger's mouth.::

[b]Matio:[/b] Water!!!

[b]Joe:[/b] What is the matter mi amigo? I am giving you wa tierr. Take, take, it's good for you.

[b]Mario:[/b] WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

The mexican stranger faints due to dehydration.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] You're and idiot.

[b]Joe:[/b] What? I gave him what he was asking for.

Jacob goes to the mexican stranger and gives him water. The stranger wakes up and sees Joe.::

[b]Mario:[/b] I kill you. ::Directed at Joe.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Talk about appreciation.

Jacob easily restrains the weak mexican stranger.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Are you okay?

[b]Mario:[/b] Ya, me fine.

[b]Jacob:[/b] What's your name?

[b]Mario:[/b] I is Mario.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You should come with us. There's no way you can survive much longer out here on your own.

[b]Mario:[/b] Okay.

So the 7 of them continued their journey, now accompanied with Mario. Meanwhile at the academy Ray was in the weight room as Amber walked in.::

[b]Amber:[/b] So what, you're trying to impress me now with the fact that you can bench press 250 pounds, muscle head.

[b]Ray:[/b] First off, I didn't even know you were here. Secondly, don't call me muscle head.

[b]Amber:[/b] Fine, I'll call you brawn for brains.

Ray gasps.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Aren't you supposed to be watching the cadets right now.

[b]Amber:[/b] I'm with done my sift. It's your turn to watch them.

[b]Ray:[/b] What are you talking about? I got like another hour left.

[b]Amber:[/b] Look at you're watch moron. Your 5 minutes late.

[b]Ray:[/b] Oh my gosh, you're right. Who's watching them now?

[b]Amber:[/b] I left them with Hawk.

[b]Ray:[/b] You what!!! How could you leave them with Hawk? The guy can't be trusted.

[b]Amber:[/b] I dunno. I saw nothing wrong with it.

Ray runs to the field so he can get to the cadets as fast as possible. Amber looks at the 250 pound weight.::

[b]Amber:[/b] I wonder how heavy that is? ::Amber tries to pick it up. SNAP!!!.:: Ah, my back.

Ray gets to the field really quickly.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Sorry I'm late Hawk, but I'll be taking over from here.

[b]Hawk:[/b] It's okay. Take the shift off. I can handle it.

[b]Ray:[/b] No, no, no, that wouldn't be right. I train the cadets, don't worry about it.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Can I stay atleast?

[b]Ray:[/b] What for?

[b]Hawk:[/b] So I can learn from your expertise.

[b]Ray:[/b] There's really nothing you can learn here, but if you want, be my guest. Just don't do anything.

[b]Hawk:[/b] I won't.

Hawk has a smirk on his face. Ray starts training the cadets, and Amber is in the weight room laying on her back in pain.::


[b][color=darkblue]alotofbs101: BS

vulpix420: Hannah

Pacn99: General Pacn

spyagent89: Spy Agent

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Baller_: Baller

Submgx: Sub

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

AznTiger168: Tiger

Razorback11: Razor Back

Kamahri: Kamahri

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Supergreg64: Greg[/color][/b]



[b]Chapter 6[/b]


BS was in one of his rooms having kitu CRM iere with Hannah on a couch made by AlotofBS Furniture. In the middle of their kitu CRM iere, General Pacn comes on, on the monitor to inform BS of something.::

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sir, what are you doing?

[b]BS:[/b] What does it look like I'm doing Pacn? An evil mastermind's gotta have some fun too in his life you know. What do you want Pacn?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sir I've got Spy Agent on the other line. He's got something to tell you.

[b]BS:[/b] Can't he wait 5 minutes?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sorry sir, he can't.

[b]BS:[/b] Just give me a sec Hannah. I'll be right back.

[b]Hannah:[/b] Man too many interruptions. I gotta find another line of work.

General Pacn puts Spy Agent on the line. BS puts on a pair of pants.::

[b]BS:[/b] What is it, that can't wait Spy Agent?

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Well I don't have much time. My two superiors are bickering right now, but I'm not sure how long that will last.

[b]BS:[/b] On to the point.

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Right. I have learned that the academy will not call the National Guard until they know exactly what's going on. By the where abouts of where they are now, they won't get back from the desert until hours before you use the CMMM. So the National Guard will be of no help. Also I've been seeing the cadets train in the past couple of days, and their not ready at all to fight against us, so your victory should be as good as gold.

[b]BS:[/b] Well that's good news to hear Spy Agent, but you shouldn't even have to worry about the cops in the desert. I've laid out a trap for them. They should never make it out. ::BS starts laughing maniacally.::

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Well that is all sir.

Spy Agent closes the line. As soon as he does, BS notices Hannah leaving the room.::

[b]BS:[/b] Hannah, hold up, where are you going?

[b]Hannah:[/b] I'm leaving. There are to many interruptions with all your stuff. I can't work with interruptions. By the way, you owe me $100.

[b]BS:[/b] Is their anyway you can stay, please?

[b]Hannah:[/b] Give me a well paying position and I'll stay.

[b]BS:[/b] Well, umm... ::Hannah begins to walk away.:: Fine, I'll let you be my secretary. How's that sound?

[b]Hannah:[/b] That sounds good.

[b]BS:[/b] Okay, good. Now can we have kitu CRM iere?

[b]Hannah:[/b] We can have kitu CRM iere once you promise me that there will be no more interruptions.

[b]BS:[/b] I can't promise that, not for another 5 days at least.

[b]Hannah:[/b] Well, then we'll continue to have kitu CRM iere in 5 days from now.

[b]BS:[/b] Fine. ::saying it unhappily.::

Meanwhile at the desert our journeyer's were getting real close to Mount IGN, after almost a 2 day walk in the desert. All of a sudden though Jacob falls down due to having no more energy left in him.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jake, are you alright?

Jacob mumbles, but no one can understand him.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hold in there Jake, we're only about an hour away from the mountain.

[b]Baller:[/b] Joe give him water, and by water I don't mean sand.

[b]Joe:[/b] Okay. ::Joe gives Jacob water. Jacob drinks it, but it doesn't help much.:: It's not really helping him. Sub, I think you should carry him.

[b]Sub:[/b] Why don't you carry him?

[b]Joe:[/b] Cause you're stronger.

[b]Sub:[/b] I'll tell you what, let the Mexican carry him. I'm sure wherever he came from, he's used to serving others.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey that's a pretty good idea Sub. Mario, carry Jake will you.

Mario didn't want to carry him, but everyone was looking at him and he felt scared, so he did it.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Jake, wrap your arms around Mario's neck so you won't fall off okay?

[b]Tiger:[/b] Hey do you guys see what I see?

Two guys were walking towards them. One of them was dressed in a Ninja getup and the other was a big burly guy with a blade in his back.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Ya I see them, and that one with the blade on his back looks hideous. Seriously, what did his parents do to him?

[b]Tiger:[/b] I think I can take on the Ninja.

Tiger charges after the Ninja.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Tiger don't, you won't ...

Tiger gets his ass kicked instantly, but he gets right back up and charges the Ninja again.::

[b]Kamahri:[/b] Oh, so you want some more. Well come get it.

Tiger was about to punch Kamahri, but Kamahri round house kicks him across the head first. Then he picks Tiger up and starts beating him up some more until Tiger was hit hard enough that he went flying away. Tiger being resilient though charged back. This time Kamahri took out his ninja stars and threw 5 at Tiger. All 5 hit him, and Tiger fell. This time Tiger didn't get up.

[b]Baller:[/b] NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Baller starts to run, but Sub stops him.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Leave him to me, I can handle him, trust me. You guys take on the big guy.

Although grudgingly Sub lets go of Baller and lets him fight the Ninja. The other 4 go off and fight Razor Back with the blade on his back, and Mario and Jacob just stood there and watched.::
First Joe and Liz attack Razor Back, but he slams them both into the ground, knocking Liz out. When he saw that Liz was out cold he took out a knife and threw it at her. Luckily for Liz, Joe saw him take out the knife as he took it out, so Joe dove grabbing Liz, and they rolled down a small hill. As Joe dove though, the knife that Razor Back threw hit Joe in the calf. Once they stopped rolling Joe was on top of Liz, and Liz had reawaken.

[b]Liz:[/b] Hello there.

[b]Joe:[/b] Umm, hi?

Joe gets up, takes the knife out of his calf, and head back into battle. Liz just layed there seeing another chance fly by. In the meantime Greg saw his chance to attack Razor Back buy from behind and did.::

[b]Greg:[/b] I'll get him. ::He charges, but before he could get to him, he steps on a little pit of quick sand.:: Umm can anyone help me? Please!!!

Sub goes to his partners aid.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Greg point at where the quick sand ends.

Greg points at it, and Sub carefully pulls him out. This little incident gave Sub and idea.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Hey Liz, Joe, get over here. ::Joe and Liz both come:: Alright, I got a plan. Liz I want you to stand behind this pit of quicksand, and take off your top. Once that monster sees you topless, he'll more then likely come over here and fall into the quick sand. Joe and Greg, you go around where Jacob and Mario is. If you two stay here it will look suspicious. I'll keep this big lug busy while you get ready.

Sub starts to fight Razor Back, while Liz starts getting undressed. Sub and RB were having a gun/knife fight. Every time Sub would fire his bullet at RB, RB would take the bullet out with a knife. Every time RB threw a knife at Sub, Sub would knock the knife down with a bullet. The two were evenly matched, and neither would give way. Liz finishes getting undressed and Jacob notices it. This sight gets Jacob all energized, and aroused. Mario starts to feel something hard around his ass and starts to drool.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Eww, that's disgusting.

Jacob jumps off Mario. Mario turns around and starts approaching Jacob. Jacob punched Mario in the face, and Mario gets knocked out cold. Then Jacob starts looking at Liz again. Now Jacob starts to drool, and he starts approaching Liz, but Joe stops him.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hold your horses Jake. Don’t let your emotions get the best of you.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You're right.

Finally after a couple of minutes after Liz got undressed RB notices it. He drops his knives the instant he sees this glorious sight, and starts to approach Liz. At this moment Sub takes out his machine gun, and shoots down RB.::

[b]Liz:[/b] You where supposed to let him fall in the quicksand.

[b]Sub:[/b] What can I say, I got trigger happy. Anyways, get dressed. I'm gonna go help Baller.

Sub goes to help Baller, but when he goes there he notices Baller handling himself very well.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Where did Baller learn how to fight like that?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Who knows, probably from his master.

[b]Sub:[/b] Not only is he good, but he does it with style.

They watch Baller fight Kamahri. Kamahri throws a ninja star at Baller, but Baller ducks and dodges it. Then Baller starts to do some 70's dance moves, mixed with some martial arts. Kamahri not expecting this gets taken down. Then when Kamahri was down, Baller uses his fro to suffocate him. Kamahri struggled, but eventually ran out of air and died.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Nobody messes with Street Talkin, Street Baller!!!

[b]Liz:[/b] Whoa Baller, that was awesome. Why haven't we ever seen you fight like that before.

[b]Baller:[/b] Well I never needed to, you see. ::He chuckles a bit, but then remembers about Tiger.:: Hey guys, what do we do with Tiger?

[b]Jacob:[/b] We can always make Mario carry him, and burry him when we get back home, but then he'll stink up after a few days.

[b]Liz:[/b] Why don't we burry him on the mountain, tonight right before we go to sleep.

[b]Baller:[/b] That sounds good to me.

So our hero's head for the mountain. Mario picks up Tiger and carries him to the mountain. Kamahri and Razor Back were left back to rot as the rotten thugs they were.::


[b][color=darkblue]alotofbs101: BS

Pacn99: General Pacn

vornoff: Andrew

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Baller_: Baller

DarkBlood999: Amber

Rayhovite: Ray

spyagent89: Hawk

Supergreg64: Greg

Submgx: Sub

Kirbs43: Kirby

The_Pikas_Elbow2: Pika

Chrono_Link: Chrono

mustang7000: Mustang

mtomato: Lord Maxim

Solar7: Lord Solar

Fobby_Cube: Lord Fobby

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 7[/b]


At BS's hidden lair, BS was taking his frustration out on his staff on what happened in the desert.::

[b]BS:[/b] How did those pesky cops defeat Razor Back and Kamahri? How!?!?!

[b]General Pacn:[/b] In all fairness sir, it was 2 against 7, and they did kill one of them.

[b]BS:[/b] 2 against 7, smeven.

[b]Andrew:[/b] What did you say sir?

[b]BS:[/b] Now's not the time you'd want to tick me off Andrew.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sir look at the bright side. They surely lost energy in the battle, which will delay their trip. Plus they've only got 3 more day’s before we make our attack. The journey through the desert and mountain takes almost 3 days. They will never make it on time.

[b]BS:[/b] True, but we can't take our chances. I want security on this place up. You got that Pacn?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Yes sir.

[b]BS:[/b] Oh and by the way Pacn, this Invincible Agent of yours, how invincible is he?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Lets put it this way. He's at least 10 times stronger and more endurable the Razor Back was, and it took 4 people to take RB out, so you got yourself a pretty strong guy here.

[b]BS:[/b] Excellent.

BS starts to feel a little better after hearing about Invincible Agents strength. Meanwhile on Mount IGN, our journeyer's had just buried Tiger, and were back on their journey to the top of the mountain.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Hey, what's that shining thing up at the top of the mountain?

[b]Joe:[/b] It looks like a star.

[b]Jacob:[/b] There are no star's on mountains you fool.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey, I made a mistake, you don't have to make fun of me.

[b]Liz:[/b] Jacob, you can be so rude sometimes.

Liz slaps Jacob across the face.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Sorry Liz.

[b]Liz:[/b] You shouldn't apologize to me, you should apologize to Joe.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Never!

Liz raises her hand.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Ok, ok. Sorry Joe.

[b]Joe:[/b] Don't worry about it Jake. I guess part of being human is making mistakes.

[b]Jacob and Liz:[/b] What did you just say?

[b]Joe:[/b] I said something?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Figures.

[b]Baller:[/b] Enough with the fighting. Don't you guys realize what that is. That's the spot where the three wise me are. Let's get there as quickly as we can. We have already wasted enough time.

So they all pick up the pace, and head for the shiny part. Meanwhile at the academy Ray cooked lunch. Both Amber and Hawk came to eat some of it.::

[b]Amber:[/b] You call this food.

Saying it but not really meaning it. She didn't want to acknowledge that Ray was good at anything.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Are you saying I can't cook?

[b]Amber:[/b] Ya, that's exactly what I'm saying.

[b]Ray:[/b] I can put up with a lot from you, but this is unacceptable.

[b]Amber:[/b] What are you gonna do, hit me with your pathetic so called muscular arms.

[b]Ray:[/b] I might, or I might get this wooden spoon, and start hitting you over the head with it.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Do you guys always fight?

[b]Amber and Ray:[/b] Shut up Hawk.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Fine, I'll go eat my lunch somewhere else.

Hawk leaves the room.::

[b]Amber:[/b] So if your gonna hit me, then hit me. Don't stall or anything.

[b]Ray:[/b] Who says I'm stalling? I might be planning the perfect way to get you.

[b]Amber:[/b] I'm sure you are, staller.

Ray starts walking up to Amber.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Don't call me a staller.

[b]Amber:[/b] Staller.

[b]Ray:[/b] Oh ya, well you're a whore.

[b]Amber:[/b] I'm no whore, take that back muscle head.

[b]Ray:[/b] Whore!!!

[b]Amber:[/b] Muscle head!!!

Ray and Amber start kissing.::

[b]Amber:[/b] This is wrong.

[b]Ray:[/b] But it feels right.

Ray and Amber continue kissing. Meanwhile, back at the mountain, our journeyer's reach the shiny area. They approach it, but a gate blocks their way.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Hey, there's a gate. We can't go through.

[b]Sub:[/b] Don't worry, leave it to me. I'll blow that gate up.

[b]Jacob:[/b] No, are you crazy Sub?

[b]Sub:[/b] Don't call me crazy.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Sorry, I forgot about the mad house thing. But nonetheless you can't blow that gate up. If you do, it will most likely get the Gods angry at us. You don't want that now, do you?

[b]Sub:[/b] Well I guess not.

[b]Liz:[/b] Hey look. There's someone behind the gate walking towards us.

A man dressed in white walks up to the gate.::

[b]Kirby:[/b] Who goes there?

[b]Joe:[/b] Let me handle this.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe I think I better take it.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey, who's captain of the squad?

[b]Jacob:[/b] You are.

[b]Joe:[/b] Then let me handle it.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Okay.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hello my good fellow white bearded man, we come in peace.

[b]Sub:[/b] WTF is he saying?

[b]Joe:[/b] We wish to speak with the three men of the wise Gods. Do they happen to be home at this time? If they're not, I'm sure we can wait.

[b]Kirby:[/b] What have your parents done to you my poor child?

[b]Joe:[/b] I think this guys drunk or something. ::Whispering it to his fellow acquaintances.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Please excuse my dim-witted friend. He knows not what he speaks.

[b]Kirby:[/b] You do not need to speak like that for my benefit. Besides, although your friend described it in a strange way, I understood exactly what he said. Now, let me show you to the three wise men. I'm sure you all must be tired from you long journey.

Kirby leads the seven of them to the three wise men.::

[b]Pika:[/b] Hello, I'm Pika, this is my brother Chrono, and this is my other brother Mustang. You must be those journeyer's who are searching for answers about BS.

[b]Joe:[/b] Cool, how did you know that?

[b]Chrono:[/b] We are called the three wise men for a reason.

[b]Mustang:[/b] Let us summon the Gods, so that all the answers you have can be answered.

Mustang picks up the phone to link him to the Gods, and dials 373-1140.::

[b]Lord Solar:[/b] What do those three dorks want now.

[b]Lord Maxim:[/b] I know, their ruining a perfect game of towers.

[b]Lord Solar:[/b] Fobby, could you get the phone?

[b]Lord Fobby:[/b] Sure thing Solar.

Lord Fobby picks up the phone.::

[b]Lord Fobby:[/b] Yello.

[b]Pika:[/b] We have reached communication with the Gods. Ask whatever questions you would like.

[b]Joe:[/b] How do they get the caramel in a Caramilk chocolate bar?

[b]Jacob[/b] There's no time for nonsense Joe. Please excuse him, he's a little slow.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey, I resent that.

[b]Baller:[/b] Enough you two, we're giving the Gods a bad impression. Anywho, we would like to know everything that BS is up to.

[b]Chrono:[/b] BS is a very evil person. He plans on destroying the city in 3 days from now, if he does not receive one trillion dollars from the mayor by then.

[b]Liz:[/b] How is he going to destroy the city?

[b]Pika:[/b] He has a Crazy Mexican Making Machine which he will use to turn everyone in the city into crazy Mexicans, and we believe that he will use it, even if he gets his ransom.

[b]Jacob:[/b] But hold on a second, you said that he plans on destroying the city in 3 days. It's gonna take us 3 days to get back to the city. How do you expect us to make it there on time.

[b]Mustang:[/b] Simple. We will give you this van. Your journey back home will be cut to only 1 day, giving you 2 days to act.

[b]Joe:[/b] A van. Van's are lame. Can we have a mustang?

[b]Mustang:[/b] Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?

[b]Joe:[/b] A joke, what are you talking about? I just like mustangs.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe, for the last time, shut up.

[b]Pika:[/b] We wish you well on the rest of your mission, but before you go we must warn you about something. Among the seven of you one is a spy of BS's. Be careful not to give out any secret information, because BS can be listening at any time.

[b]Baller:[/b] Well thank you for all your help. We'll figure all this spy thing on the way back home.

The 7 journeyer's leave in their new van wondering which one of them can be the spy.::


[b][color=darkblue]Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

HawkEyeA53B: Tom

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Submgx: Sub

Mr.Hero624: Joe

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Baller_: Baller

Supergreg64: Greg

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario[/color][/b]



[b]Chapter 8[/b]


Back at the academy, Commandant Angelus leaves his office to go talk to Tom.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Tom, where has everyone been in the last few days?

[b]Tom:[/b] They went to go see the Gods on Mount IGN sir.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] They still haven't gotten back from that? What do I pay you guys for?

[b]Tom:[/b] Sir your not the person who pays us.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Oh yes, your right. Anyways, when are they coming back?

[b]Tom:[/b] I don't know sir. We have no contact with them.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] So what do you know Tom?

[b]Tom:[/b] Only that they went to Mount IGN.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Alright, fair enough.

[b]Tom:[/b] Sir, is that a nicotine patch on your neck?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Yes, I'm trying to quit smoking, but this ain't helping at all.

[b]Tom:[/b] Give it time sir. Anyways, my break is starting. Later sir.

Commandant Angelus takes the patch of his neck. After taking it out, he looks at it, sort of how he would look at a drug.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Hmmm, I wonder.

Commandant Angelus takes a bite out of the patch. He gets a small high, and then immediately passes out. Meanwhile, our seven journeyer's were in the van of the Gods heading back to the academy. They were also debating on who the spy was.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] So, what are we gonna do. I'm sure the mole's not gonna confess, so how are we gonna find out who it is?

[b]Sub:[/b] I think it's Joe, always acting dumb and never knowing what's going on, hasn't that ever seemed suspicious?

[b]Joe:[/b] I'm not the mole. I've been at the academy longer then anyone one of you. That's why I'm captain.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I wouldn't think it was him anyways. No one can act that dumb.

[b]Liz:[/b] I think it's you Jacob. Your always acting all cowardly never wanting to fight, just earlier you acted all tired, and then once the fighting was over, you were back to normal. Sounds like a mole to me.

[b]Baller[/b] Ya, that's true? How did you get all energized and stuff, so quickly.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Umm, well I can't explain how, but come on, I'm no mole.

[b]Joe:[/b] If Jake says he's not the mole, then I believe him.

[b]Greg:[/b] Umm guys, if we're all in the back, then who's driving?

[b]Baller, Jacob, Sub, and Liz:[/b] Mario!!!

Sub being closest to the front goes to what Mario was up to. Mario hearing he was coming jumped out of the van, but he didn't jump that far from the van, and the van ran over his foot.::

[b]Sub[/b] Umm guys, Mario just jumped out of the van.

[b]Joe:[/b] Poor guy, look at him holding his foot in pain. We should help him out.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Don't you ever figure anything out? Mario's the mole!!!

[b]Joe:[/b] Ohhh.

All of a sudden a tape recorder starts playing.::

[b]Tape Recorder:[/b] You are an idiot, hahahahaha!!!

[b]Sub:[/b] Everyone, get out of this van. There's a bomb and it's gonna blow in less then a minute from now.

[b]Joe:[/b] Lady's first.

[b]Liz:[/b] Why thank you.

Jacob panicked from hearing there's a bomb, so he ran to the back of the van, pushes Liz over, and jumps out. Joe catches Liz before she fell.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Are you alright?

[b]Liz:[/b] I am now.

Joe lifts Liz, and jumps out. Then Greg jumps out, but an extension cord happened to get tied around his foot, so he was being dragged by the moving van.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Sub, stop the car!!!

[b]Sub:[/b] I can't. Mario locked it, or something.

Baller takes out a knife, and cuts the cord. Greg goes tumbling back.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Sub lets go.

[b]Sub:[/b] I'm gonna try to defuse this bomb.

[b]Baller:[/b] There's not enough time.

[b]Sub:[/b] Don't worry about me, just get out and save yourself.

Baller jumps out. Jacob gets to the spot where Joe and Liz were. Right when Liz saw Jacob she punched him knocking him down to the ground.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] What was that for?

[b]Liz:[/b] For knocking me over in the van, to save your own hide.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Sorry, I was scared.

Liz kicks dirt at Jacob and leaves.::

[b]Joe:[/b] You know, you shouldn't push people over, if you want them to like you.

Joe helps Jacob up, and they start walking to where everyone else is. Sub was still in the van, and he couldn't diffuse the bomb. He noticed there were only a couple of seconds left, so he jumped out, but he couldn't make it out in time. The van exploded, as he was starting to jump out.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Sub!!!

Then everything was silent, until Joe, Jacob, and Liz, got to where Baller and Greg were.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Where's Sub?

[b]Baller:[/b] He didn't make it. He was trying to diffuse the bomb, I told him to forget about it, but he didn't listen. I should of used more force to get him out, but instead I jumped out. Now he's dead because of me.

Then through the flames, everyone notices a shadow lurking out. It was Sub.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Sub, your alive.

[b]Sub:[/b] In the flesh, but none of my guns made it.

Sub had a few tears coming out of his eyes.::

[b]Baller:[/b] As long as your alright it's okay. You'll get new guns.

[b]Greg:[/b] Who would of ever thought that all those guns you carry would of turned out to be like a protective shield.

[b]Liz:[/b] So what now, the van's destroyed, so how are we getting back to the academy.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I guess we have to walk. Good thing we got some good distance with the van, so we should still have a day to stop BS.

[b]Liz:[/b] Not more walking. I hate walking. Joe, will you carry me?

[b]Joe:[/b] Umm, well, I guess I can do it for a bit, but...

[b]Liz:[/b] But what!!!

[b]Joe:[/b] But nothing. ::Saying it in a scared voice.::

So our journeyer's walk back to the academy, hoping that there's are no more obstacles for them to face.::


[b][color=darkblue]alotofbs101: BS

Pacn99: General Pacn

vulpix420: Hannah

vornoff: Andrew

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

DarkBlood999: Amber

Rayhovite: Ray

HawkEyeA53B: Tom

Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

Mgoblue201: Jacob

Baller_: Baller

spyagent89: Hawk

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Supergreg64: Greg

Submgx: Sub[/color][/b]



[b]Chapter 9[/b]


BS had just called for General Pacn. Pacn enters the room.::

[b]General Pacn:[/b] You called sir?

[b]BS:[/b] Yes Pacn, have a seat.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Okay.

General Pacn sits down.::

[b]BS:[/b] Now Pacn, I am aware you told me that the CMMM will not be ready until tomorrow, but is there anyway you can have it ready within a few hours?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Sorry to disappoint you sir, but the scientists are working as hard as they can, and they can't get it done until tomorrow.

[b]BS:[/b] I see. On another note, has Spy Agent contacted you indicating that the cops have returned?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Not yet sir, but Mario has arrived, so the cops shouldn't be too far from the academy.

[b]BS:[/b] Mario has arrived? Why haven't I seen him yet? Hannah, call Mario in here for me.

[b]Hannah:[/b] Yes sir.

[b]BS:[/b] Now Pacn, this is what I want you to do, when Spy Agent next contacts you, tell him to tell you everything that those pesky cops are planning. Once you know everything, I want you to make everyone be ready to defend an attack.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Does that include me sir?

[b]BS:[/b] Why do you think I hired you?

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why do you ask?

[b]BS:[/b] Stop talking in questions!!! You're gonna either fight or die, it's your choice.

Andrew stays quiet.::

[b]BS:[/b] Now Pacn, you got everything I told you?

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Yes sir.

[b]BS:[/b] Excellent. Also, ::BS whispers to General Pacn.:: be sure to remind me when this is all over to turn Andrew into a crazy Mexican.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] Yes sir.

General Pacn leaves. As he leaves, Mario walks in with crutches.::

[b]BS:[/b] Mario, long time no see.

[b]Mario:[/b] Yes master.

[b]BS:[/b] You know, crutches look good on you Mario.

[b]Mario:[/b] Thanking you master. Oh ya, master, I diding what you tolding me to do.

[b]BS:[/b] Yes, I noticed. Too bad you set the bomb off 5 hours too late, but I couldn't expect anything better from a crazy Mexican.

[b]Mario:[/b] Thank you master. Now master can I sitting down on floor? My leg teh hurt.

[b]BS:[/b] Be my guest Mario.

Mario sits on the floor, and BS leaves the room. Meanwhile at the academy, Ray was cooking, and Amber came into the kitchen to talk to him.::

[b]Amber:[/b] Hey Ray, we need to talk about the other day.

[b]Ray:[/b] Ya, I was planning to talk to you about it too.

[b]Amber:[/b] Listen, what happened the other day was a mistake. You should of never kissed me.

[b]Ray:[/b] Me kiss you!!! You kissed me.

[b]Amber:[/b] We both know you came on to me, don't deny it.

[b]Ray:[/b] Are you crazy? I never came on to you.

[b]Amber:[/b] Like I imagined you grabbing my shoulders with your big muscular arms, right before you kissed me.

[b]Ray:[/b] Yes you did imagine it, cause I did no such thing.

[b]Amber:[/b] Yes you did!!!

[b]Ray:[/b] No I didn't!!!

They start kissing again.::

[b]Amber:[/b] Not again.

They continue kissing as Tom walks in.::

[b]Tom:[/b] Hey guys, the rest of the guys are ... Okay. I'll leave you two alone.

Tom walks away. Meanwhile, with the knowledge of the rest of the guys back, Commandant Angelus held a meeting, to welcome them back, and to discuss their plans.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Welcome back everyone. I'm sure your journey was very fun and pleasurable.

[b]Jacob:[/b] No sir, it was actually very exhausting and painful.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Then what was fun and pleasurable? Oh ya, that was my high the other day.

Tom walks in.::

[b]Tom:[/b] I thought you were quitting drugs sir?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I am Tom. That was the last high I had, before I decided to quit.

[b]Tom:[/b] I see.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Anyways, where's Ray and Amber, Tom?

[b]Tom:[/b] Oh, they were too busy doing umm stuff. I'll sit in for them, and tell them everything they need to know.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Okay. So what did you guys learn from this?

[b]Baller:[/b] Well to make a long story short, BS is planning to turn everyone in the city into crazy Mexicans by tomorrow, if the old mayor doesn't pay him a ransom of one trillion dollars.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Hmm interesting. I know I definitely don't want to become Mexican. Well I want all of you to got to BS's hide out and stop him.

[b]Hawk:[/b] Even me sir?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Even you Hawk. We need as many people as possible.

[b]Liz:[/b] How about the cadets sir?

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] They aren't ready for something this big. It'll only be the nine of you.

[b]Joe:[/b] We'll stop BS sir. You got my word on it.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Well it's good to see that you are all confident. Any other things that need to be addressed. ::No one says anything.:: Okay, then meeting adjourned.

Commandant Angelus leaves the room. The rest of them discuss plans on how to stop BS.::


[b][color=darkblue]Supergreg64: Greg

Baller_: Baller

Mgoblue201: Jacob

VideoGamerX19: Liz

Mr.Hero624: Joe

DarkBlood999: Amber

Rayhovite: Ray

Submgx: Sub

spyagent89: Hawk/Spy Agent

The_Uber_Jedi: Hubert

justintwilliams: Justin Williams

jj547: Jon

Aztec.: Jorge

Luke8400: Luke

the_devils_son88: The Devil's Son

vornoff: Andrew

chaolin224: Brittany

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

alotofbs101: BS

vulpix420: Hannah

InvincibleAgent: Invincible Agent[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 10[/b]

The cops had gotten inside of BS's complex, but as it was indicated in the map, this was a big place, and they didn't know where to go.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Where to now?

[b]Baller:[/b] Who knows, this is a big place, and BS can be anywhere.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Our best odds are to split up. We'll have a better chance of finding BS that way.

[b]Baller:[/b] Good idea Jacob.

[b]Liz:[/b] Should we try to contact one another, if one of us finds BS?

[b]Jacob:[/b] That would be a good idea. You never know what this BS might have up his sleeve.

They disband in four groups. Joe and Jacob head north, Baller and Liz head east, Ray and Amber head south, and Sub, Greg and Hawk head west. As Joe and Jacob are walking, Joe notices a bar called Hubert's(it's french by the way).::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jake, lets go in that bar for a minute.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Are you out of your mind? We gotta find BS.

[b]Joe[/b] It won't hurt to have a drink and get a little loosened up, especially for you.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Fine, but no more then 5 minutes.

[b]Joe:[/b] You got yourself a deal.

Joe and Jacob walk into the bar.::

[b]Hubert:[/b] What can I do for you two gentlemen?

[b]Joe:[/b] I'll have a Molson Canadian.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Excellent choice. And for you Monsieur?

[b]Jacob:[/b] I'll have a coke and an orange.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Monsieur, I do not think you want an orange. Nobody ever buy's oranges here.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Your sign says you sell oranges, and I'm in the mood for an orange, so give me an orange.

[b]Hubert:[/b] You are making a big mistake, but this is America and I guess the customer is always right.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Hubert. ::Whispering Joe tells him.:: Put some rum in Jake's coke, will ya. ::Joe shakes Hubert's hand and gives him a 10.::

[b]Hubert:[/b] Oui, oui Monsieur, whatever you say.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey Hubert, who's that in the corner?

[b]Hubert:[/b] Oh him. He is Justin Williams. He used to be the lead singer and guitarist of the Be-Atles here at Huberts, until one unfortunate day when one of his group members, Jon, was murdered. That caused the group to disband. Jorge and Luke each got best sellers, and became big time singers, but Justin could never get his shot. He tried to make a new group, but no one wanted to join, and now he just stays here and asks people for requests. If you ask me, I think he's a little coo coo, so if he asks for a request, just ignore him. Anywho, here is your Canadian Monsieur, and for you Monsieur here is your coke and orange!

[b]Jacob:[/b] This coke taste funny.

[b]Joe:[/b] Just drink it, it's good for you.

All of a sudden a strange looking tall man walks into the bar.::

[b]Hubert:[/b] Monsieur TDS, how can I help you in this fine evening?

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] Give me a beer.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Yes, yes. How can I forget your regular.

Jacob took out his Swiss army knife to peal his orange. He notices TDS staring at his knife so he looks away from him, in fright.::

[b]The Devil’s Son:[/b] Hey mate, you call that a knife? This is a knife.

TDS takes out a knife twice the size of Jacob's. Jacob starts to tremble.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh yeah Mr. Tough Guy, this is a knife.

Joe takes out a pen.::

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] HaHaHa. That's not a knife. That's a pen. HaHaHa.

[b]Joe:[/b] Well you know what they say about the pen and the sword.

[b]The Devil’s Son:[/b] No, what do they say.

[b]Joe:[/b] I'm not to sure, Jake would know. Jake?

Joe looks around and notices Jacob hiding at the back corner of the bar behind a table. TDS starts approaching Joe with his knife in his hand. Joe notices that Jacob had dropped his knife, so Joe trows his pen at TDS, hitting him right in the eye, then rolls on the floor, and picks up Jacob's knife.::

[b]The Devil’s Son:[/b] Ahh, my eye.

[b]Joe:[/b] En garde.

Joe and TDS start sword fighting. The two were fairly evenly matched, and each had their own handicaps. Joe having the smaller knife, and TDS not being able to see through an eye because of the pen in it. After a couple of minutes of fighting Joe knocks TDS's knife out of his hand.::

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] Your pretty good, for a Yankee.

[b]Joe:[/b] Don't call me a Yankee, I'm a Canuck.

Joe was about to cuff TDS, when out of the blue TDS takes out a knife twice the size from the one he had before and slashes Joe on the right leg, and then on the left hip. Joe falls on the floor.::

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] And now, you die.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Freeze!!!

Jacob stood up, and pointed his gun at TDS.::

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] You don't have the guts to shoot me mate. Just look at your self all shivering and all.

TDS starts walking towards Jacob::

[b]Jacob:[/b] I said freeze!!!

[b]The Devil's Son:[/b] You won't shoot me.

TDS continues to walk towards Jacob. Jacob shivering and all pulled the trigger three time. All three bullets hit TDS in the chest.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] I can't believe I shot him. Oh my God, I'm gonna hurl.

Jacob in fact did vomit. Some of the puke went on TDS::

[b]Joe:[/b] A little help over here.

Jacob goes to help Joe up::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jake, thanks for saving my life. I owe you one.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Don't mention it.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Hubert, can I have two shots of vodka.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Yes Monsieur.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Your not gonna drink more are you.

[b]Joe:[/b] No, this ain't for drinking. It's for disinfecting.

Hubert hands Joe the vodka. Joe pours one shot on the wound on his leg, and the other on the wound on his hip. As he's pouring it, he was yelling really loud due to the excruciating pain.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Do you think you can walk?

[b]Joe:[/b] Ya I'll be fine.

Jacob pays Hubert for the drinks and the damage, and then both Jacob and Joe leave. Meanwhile Sub, Greg and Hawk had reached a spot where there were two paths.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Which way do we go?

[b]Hawk:[/b] I have a feeling about the left path. Lets go that way.

[b]Sub:[/b] Okay, I see no reason why not to.

Sub walked in first, then Greg followed. It looked like Hawk was gonna go in the room as well, but as soon as he got to the door, he took out a remote, and closed the door, which happened to be made of titanium, sealing them up in a square room.::

[b]Hawk:[/b] HaHaHa. Suckers.

Hawk leaves.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Open up Hawk!!!

[b]Greg:[/b] I think he left.

[b]Sub:[/b] We should of listened to Jacob when he said he didn't trust Hawk.

Out of nowhere a strange voice starts talking to Sub and Greg.::

[b]Andrew:[/b] How would you two like to die right now?

[b]Sub:[/b] Who's there?

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why would you want to know?

[b]Greg:[/b] Let us out.

[b]Andrew:[/b] You would like that, wouldn't you? Do you see those walls that surround you? Why don't you look at them carefully?

Sub and Greg look at the walls. They notice that they were slowly caving in on them.::

[b]Andrew:[/b] Do you want me to leave? OK, I hope you won't miss me?

Andrew leaves, and turns off the radio that he was talking to them through.::

[b]Greg:[/b] What do we do?

[b]Sub:[/b] There's only one thing we can do.

Sub searches through his bag, and takes out a bazooka.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Now which wall did we come from?

[b]Greg:[/b] The one behind us.

[b]Sub:[/b] Okay, stand back.

Sub fires the bazooka. The wall blows up.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Now lets get out of here, before we become as flat as pancakes.

Sub and Greg leave the room, and they go through the other path, that they elected not to go through before. Meanwhile Baller and Liz reach the end of a hallway with a single door.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Let's go in.

[b]Liz:[/b] Wait, look at this sign. It says danger, this room is heavily guarded.

[b]Baller:[/b] There's nothing in that room that would scare Baller.

Baller opens the door and walks in the room. To his surprise there was only a girl in the room.::

[b]Baller:[/b] This is danger? It's only a lady. A lady? Well hello there, I don't believe we have properly introduced ourselves to each other. I'm Baller, and you are?

The girl looks at Baller in a weird way. Baller starts to drool.::

[b]Brittany:[/b] My names Brittany.

[b]Baller:[/b] I am at your debt.

[b]Liz:[/b] Men. ::Liz takes out her gun and points it at Brittany.:: Now you listen, you tell me where BS is right now!

Brittany gives Liz the same weird look that she gave Baller. Liz goes under her spell as well.::

[b]Brittany:[/b] Life is good when you have eyes like mine.

Meanwhile Joe and Jacob, get to the end of the hallway outside of Brittany's room.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe what are you doing?

[b]Joe:[/b] Going in, what does it look like?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Don't you see the danger warning?

[b]Joe:[/b] Jake, I thought you got over your fears after killing TDS?

[b]Jacob:[/b] No, I still can't believe I shot him.

Joe opens the door, walks in, and takes Jacob with him.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey look who it is, Baller and Liz, and some weird girl.

[b]Brittany:[/b] Excellent. More people to have fun with.

She starts giving both Joe and Jacob that weird look. Jacob easily fell in the spell, but he was in a somewhat confused state, because he had strong feelings for Liz. None the less Jacob went to sit down where Baller and Liz were. Brittany kept trying to get Joe into the spell, but for some reason it wasn't working.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey you know you got some kind of twitch. You should get it checked out.

[b]Brittany:[/b] Why isn't my spell working on you?

[b]Joe:[/b] Spell?

Brittany gets really frustrated and slaps Joe across the face.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Ouch. Why did you do that for? It wasn't nice.

Liz saw Brittany slap Joe. That sight made her snap out of the spell. Once she was out of the spell she attacked Brittany.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Don't you ever lay a finger on him again.

Joe walks towards Baller and Jacob.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey you guys alright? Your drooling like idiots.

Joe not knowing what to do, grabs the both of them by their heads, and clunks there heads together. Both Baller and Jacob start grabbing their heads in pain. Once the pain was gone Jacob continues to drool. This time he's only drooling at Liz's sight, and not at the both of them.::

[b]Baller:[/b] Couldn't of you found a better way to have gotten us out of that spell?

[b]Joe:[/b] Well I asked myself what would Moe do in a situation like that, and clunking your heads together was the first thing to come to mind.

[b]Baller:[/b] It figures that a stooge would do what a stooge would do.

[b]Joe:[/b] Lets go help Liz out.

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Not so fast.

Spy Agent and Mario had walked in unnoticed. They were each holding guns, pointing them at Joe and Baller.::

[b]Baler[/b] So you were a spy all along.

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Yup, and you fell right into our little trap. Liz, I suggest you stop fighting Brittany, or else Joe gets it.

Liz not wanting to see Joe get hurt in any way, stops fighting Brittany.::

[b]Spy Agent:[/b] Mario cuff them all up. So you guys all wanted to meet BS. Well you're gonna get your chance now, right before you die.

Mario cuffed everyone. Once he was done, they took the four of them to BS. Meanwhile Ray and Amber walked into a room, with two chairs with their backs faced to them. The chairs were those spinning chairs, and the both turned around. BS was on one seat, and Hannah was on the other.::

[b]BS:[/b] Welcome to my Underground Lair. You must be Ray and Amber.

[b]Ray:[/b] How do you know us?

[b]BS:[/b] It's easy to know who people are when you have spies.

[b]Amber:[/b] Hawk!!!

[b]BS:[/b] Yes, Hawk as you know him is in fact my best spy of all.

[b]Amber:[/b] Why would you send a spy at the academy though? What do you want with us?

[b]BS:[/b] Don't be silly. I want nothing with you. I want to become rich, and rule the city, and eventually the world. The mayor has already made me mayor of the city, and by the noon tomorrow will give me one trillion dollars, unless he wants himself and the whole city to become crazy Mexicans.

[b]Ray:[/b] Do you really expect the mayor to pay you that much money?

[b]BS:[/b] I don't expect him to pay, I expect everyone to turn into crazy Mexicans. Even after the mayor pays me, I'm still gonna use my CMMM to turn everyone in the city into crazy Mexicans.

[b]Amber:[/b] Your mad!!!

[b]BS:[/b] Maybe I am. Anyways I'm off. As a parting gift I will leave you my strongest agent. His name, Invincible Agent. You seem like a strong guy Ray, I'm curious to see how you compare with IA. And for you Amber, I won't leave you alone. Hannah hear will take you out.

Invincible Agent attacks Ray, and Hannah attacks Amber.::

[b]BS:[/b] Sorry I can't watch, I've got lots of work to do. I'm sure this will be entertaining. Anyways, I'll be hoping to see you two again, that is if you actually live. HAHAHAHA!!!

BS leaves through a back exit. Ray punches IA with all his might. IA just stands there with a grin on his face, after being hit. Ray holds his hand in pain. As Ray was holding his hand, IA picked him up and launched him across the room. Meanwhile Hannah and Amber were fighting. Hannah took out a whip that she used to use back in her prostitution days. She started whipping Amber, until Amber could no longer stand because she was in too much pain. Ray took a bit to get up, but he did. To bad for him that IA was right next to him when he got up, and clunked him back into the ground knocking him out. With both Ray and Amber down, IA and Hannah took them and brought them to where Hawk had brought Joe, Jacob, Liz and Baller. With the six of them locked up, BS has gotten himself even closer to success.::


[b][color=darkblue]alotofbs101: BS

Baller_: Baller

vornoff: Andrew

VideoGamerX19: Liz

ftgators: Guard

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

DarkBlood999: Amber

Rayhovite: Ray

Supergreg64: Greg

Submgx: Sub

Pacn99: General Pacn

chaolin224: Brittany

vulpix420: Hannah

InvincibleAgent: Invincible Agent

spyagent89: Spy Agent

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

mike10003: Former Mayor Mike

The_Uber_Jedi: Hubert

Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

HawkEyeA53B: Tom[/color][/b]


[b]Chapter 11[/b]

BS was in a big factory like room which happened to be the room where the CMMM was in. Joe, Jacob, Baller, Liz, Ray, and Amber were all in a giant cage hanging on the ceiling of that room, about 40 feet above the ground.::

[b]BS:[/b] Welcome the six of you to my little secret factory. I hope you are all comfortable in that cage. I like people to be comfortable before they get tortured.

[b]Baller:[/b] What do you mean by that?

[b]BS:[/b] What do I mean by this? Well why don't you all look underneath your cage. You'll all see a giant pot with an ooze like substance. You six will become my first subjects to be turned into crazy Mexicans.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Wasn't Mario your first subject sir?

[b]BS:[/b] Fine alright, they'll be my second subjects, does that make you happy Andrew?

[b]Andrew:[/b] What do you think?

[b]BS:[/b] I really hate that guy.

[b]Andrew:[/b] What did you say?

[b]BS:[/b] Oh nothing.

[b]Liz:[/b] BS you'll never get away with this! Sub and Greg are still out there, and they'll stop you.

[b]BS:[/b] Oh poor thing, you haven't heard the bad news, have you? Sub and Greg went bye, bye. They're about as thin as paper about now.

BS starts to laugh. Once he finishes laughing he makes an order.::

[b]BS:[/b] Guard, begin the slow moving dipping process.

The cage begins to slowly lower.::

[b]Liz:[/b] What do we do now?

[b]Joe:[/b] Why don't we try to squeeze through these bars. I think I can fit through if I try hard enough, and the rest of you except Ray, are all thinner than me, so we can give it a shot.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You never come up with something smart do you. If we do squeeze through, we'll just fall faster in the pot of ooze, just making us Mexicans faster, and if we missed the pot, we'll die, cause we're 40 feet above the ground.

[b]Amber:[/b] You know, I think I'd probably rather die, then become a crazy Mexican.

Amber thinks about jumping, but Ray stops her before she can. Everyone then goes to their separate parts of the cage thinking of what to do.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jake.

[b]Jacob:[/b] What?

[b]Joe:[/b] Here's your chance. Go up to Liz and tell her how you feel.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I don't know. I don't think I'm ready to do so. What if she turns me down?

[b]Joe:[/b] So what if she turns you down. In less then 30 minutes we're gonna be crazy Mexicans, there's nothing to lose.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You know what, you're right, for once.

Jacob gets up to go to Liz. Liz had happened to already get up, and came to where Joe and Jacob were.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Joe can I talk to you for a second privately?

[b]Joe:[/b] Sure thing, what's up?

Joe and Liz walk to an empty part of the cage.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Joe I gotta tell you something.

[b]Joe:[/b] What is it?

[b]Liz:[/b] Well umm, Joe, I love you.

[b]Joe:[/b] I love you to Liz.

[b]Liz:[/b] Really?

[b]Joe:[/b] Sure, you're the best friend a guy can ever have.

[b]Liz:[/b] Friend!!! I can't believe this!!! That's it, I give up.

Joe scratches his head in confusion, and then walks back to Jacob.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Alright Jake, here's your chance.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I don't know anymore.

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh come on, just a second ago you were gonna do it. Don't back out on me now.

Joe grabs Jacob and pushes him towards Liz.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Umm hi Liz.

[b]Liz:[/b] Hi Jacob.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Do you mind if we talk?

[b]Liz:[/b] I guess we can.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Well how to say this. There's been this thing I've wanted to tell you for the longest time, but I've never really had the nerve to say it and...

[b]Liz:[/b] Get to the point. ::Interrupting Jacob.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Okay, well the thing is, I love you.

[b]Liz:[/b] Are you trying to mock me? What in the world is your problem?

[b]Jacob:[/b] No I wasn't trying to mock you.

[b]Liz:[/b] Sure you weren't. You're always doing something to get me irritated, but this goes to far.

Liz grabs Jacob by his hair, and slams his face into the bars. Jacob then grabs his head in pain, and walks back to Joe.::

[b]Joe:[/b] So how did it go?

[b]Jacob:[/b] Lets just say I still have my health.

Then Jacob faints due to the hit on the head.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Jake, you alright?

Joe pokes at Jacob. He sees that he doesn't move, so he starts whistling and walks away, like he knew nothing, and in fact he didn't know anything. At about this moment Sub and Greg walk in through an exit which no one was able to see, from where they all were.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Hey Sub look. The rest of the guys are in that cage all the way up there.

[b]Sub:[/b] It's good to know that they're at least still alive.

[b]Greg:[/b] Hey do you think that big machine is that Mexican making thing.

[b]Sub:[/b] I bet it is. Alright Greg, listen up. Here's the plan, you go destroy the machine, and I'll go save the guys. How does that sound?

[b]Greg:[/b] It sounds fine by me.

Sub and Greg split up, and go do their tasks. Greg heads for the main controls of the CMMM. As he was running to them he happened to get his foot stuck in a bucket that just happened to be laying around on the floor. This caused him to hobble and lose a bit of control. To make matters worse as he was still running, he stepped on a banana peal that one of the scientists carelessly threw on the floor. The banana peal caused him to slide right into the main control destroying it. The problem however, was that the timer for the CMMM to start was already activated, and with the main controls now gone it was impossible to turn it off. BS had notice this.::

[b]BS:[/b] Guard, get that guy out of the main controls.

The Guard went to take him out and when he did he got electrocuted. Apparently an electric surge went through Greg's body, which gave Greg a temporary flow of current throughout his body.::

[b]BS:[/b] Andrew, go get him out of there.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why me?

[b]BS:[/b] GO!!!

Andrew goes to take Greg out of the main controls. Andrew was a little nervous, but eventually grabbed Greg and pulled him out. This came as a cost to Andrew, as he was electrocuted in the process.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Thanks for getting me out.

All Andrew could say was "Why?", until he passed out. Greg had noticed that there was another control deck at the top of the machine so he started climbing the machine. As Greg was climbing the machine, the current in his body was being transferred from him and into the CMMM. This caused the CMMM to short out and blow up. Greg was sent flying due to the explosion.::

[b]BS:[/b] My machine!!!

[b]Joe:[/b] HaHa, the machine is broke, BS lost, HaHa.

[b]BS:[/b] On the contrary my dim-witted friend. The mayor doesn't know of this, so I will still receive my money, or most of it. Besides, at least the six of you will become crazy Mexicans. Anyways, I must be off to meet the mayor. My henchmen will keep an eye on you until the dipping process is over. So long.

BS and General Pacn leave. Meanwhile Sub still wasn't noticed by anyone, when he got near the pot of ooze. When Sub saw how high the cage was, he went into his bag, and took out a hookshot. Using the hookshot he got himself up onto the outside of the cage.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Hey guys.

[b]Baller:[/b] Why do you always like to scare us, by making us think your dead?

[b]Sub:[/b] What can I say, it's fun. Anyways, all you guys try and help me swing this cage.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Why?

[b]Sub:[/b] Just do it.

They all start swinging the cage, until it was being swung far enough away from the pot of ooze.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Alright guys, be prepared to fall.

Sub takes out a machine gun, and shoots the chain holding the cage up until it snapped. The cage fell and missed the pot of ooze. Everyone had a bit of bumps and bruises from the fall, but were all alright. All the henchmen were sort of dosing off not paying any attention to the cage, because of this the cops were able to sneak up on them.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Ok guys, you five go after those henchmen, and Jake and I will go get BS.

[b]Jacob:[/b] Why do I have to go with you?

[b]Joe:[/b] Just come.

Joe and Jacob go after BS and General Pacn. Liz goes to fight Brittany, Ray fights Invincible Agent, Sub fights Spy Agent, Amber fights Hannah, and Baller took on Mario. Greg was laying on the floor in pain, but still alive.::

[b]BS:[/b] Mr Mike, I believe that's one trillion dollars in those briefcases.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] All the money's in here, but before I give it to you, I want to see the so called CMMM.

[b]BS:[/b] Why certainly. Pacn show the former mayor the CMMM.

General Pacn puts a tape (recorded from an hour earlier) into the VCR making sure that Mike couldn't see him do it.::

[b]BS:[/b] As you can see that's the CMMM. Now I believe that's my money.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] Alright, as we agreed to I give you the money, and you don't use the machine.

[b]BS:[/b] I'm an honourable man. I wouldn't use that machine after I get my money.

BS smirks. All of a sudden Jacob runs into the room. Joe comes in a little later, cause his wounds slowed him down.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Mr. Mayor, don't give him the money. The machine was destroyed.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] Is this true?

[b]BS:[/b] It is. But what the hey, you give me the money or I'll kill you. How's that sound?

Joe hobbles in.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Freeze BS. Jake might not shoot you, but I will.

[b]BS:[/b] Well if it isn't the brave little cop. Can you answer me a question, why are the brave ones always so dumb?

[b]Joe:[/b] I don't know.

[b]BS:[/b] I thought that might be your answer. Pacn shoot him.

General Pacn aimed his gun at Joe and fired it. Luckily for Joe he miss fired, and only hit him in the shin. Joe fell. In the meantime BS takes the money from the mayor, and then kills him and runs off.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe are you alright?

[b]Joe:[/b] Don't worry about me. I always play hurt.

[b]Jacob:[/b] This ain't a game Joe.

[b]Joe:[/b] Just try to take out Pacn. I'm gonna got after BS.

Joe gets up, and hobbles to the direction BS went. Jacob stayed to fight Pacn. In the mean time the other guys were fairing quite well. Mario, Spy Agent, and Brittany were all taken out. Ray wasn't fairing bad against IA either, but he couldn't take him on, on his own. Sub and Baller went to help Ray out, while Liz went to help Amber fight Hannah. Baller tried to distract IA, and Ray would try to hold him steady. Sub was searching through his bag for the right weapon, and he found it. Sub took out his flamethrower.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Ray get out of the way.

Ray does get out of the way, and as he does, Sub starts using his flamethrower and burns IA. In the mean time the combination of Liz and Amber were able to stop Hannah. Now that they beat up all these guys, Ray, Amber and Baller went after BS while Sub and Liz stayed back to take care of Greg. Meanwhile Jacob and General Pacn were fighting, or at least you can say they were.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Listen, I don't wanna fight you, so can we just let bygones be bygones.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] You're funny. I've never seen a cop so afraid as yourself. It's a shame that I have to kill you.

Ray, Amber, and Baller run into the room.::

[b]Baller:[/b] No one's killing anyone.

[b]Ray:[/b] Freeze Pacn.

Ray cuffs General Pacn and puts him under arrest. Meanwhile Joe had caught up to BS and tackled him. Joe was hobbling pretty slow, but BS was running even slower cause of all the weight the money put on him, which is why Joe caught up.::

[b]Joe:[/b] It's over BS.

[b]BS:[/b] Ha, you think a wounded guy like yourself can take on a strong guy like me. Please, your best asset is your mobility, and you lost that with all those wounds.

BS pushes Joe off him.::

[b]BS:[/b] And now to finish you off.

BS takes out his gun, but before he could shoot Joe, Joe had already taken out his gun and shot BS twice hitting each of his shoulders. BS dropped his gun and fell back.::

[b]Joe:[/b] You forgot that I have no wounds in my upper body, didn't you.

Joe crawled over to BS. BS tried to punch Joe, but the pain in each of his shoulders was just too unbearable. Joe cuffs BS and gives him his rights.::

[b]Joe:[/b] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you...

Ray and Baller came to help out. They saw both Joe and BS laying on the floor both in severe pain. Ray picked up Joe and carried him to where the rest of the guys were, and Baller made BS get up and follow Ray. Also Baller carried the money. One week later happened to be graduation day for the cadets, but the graduation celebrating was being used more for a celebration in defeating BS.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Hey Joe you made it.

[b]Joe:[/b] Ya I told the nurse to let me out, cause there was no way I was gonna miss this day, not after all I went through.

Joe noticed Hubert.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey look it's Hubert. Let’s go say hello.

Joe drags Jake to Hubert.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Hubert, what are you doing here?

[b]Hubert:[/b] My restaurant was closed down after you beat BS. I am here to make some money. But do not worry, I do not hold it against you.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey can I have some of that champaign?

[b]Hubert:[/b] Do not touch that. I will serve it real soon, and you will all be able to drink it after the Commandant's toast.

Amber walks up to Ray.::

[b]Amber:[/b] We got to talk.

[b]Ray:[/b] Ya I know.

[b]Amber:[/b] What we have ain't right, and we can't stay together. It wouldn't be a healthy relationship.

[b]Ray:[/b] I know. I was actually gonna go talk to you about it after the Commandant's speech.

Ray and Amber both walk away from each other, but after a few steps run back to each other and start kissing. Meanwhile the Commandant walks up to the podium while smoking a cigar. Before he gets there he bumps into Tom.::

[b]Tom:[/b] Hey sir, I thought you said you were gonna quit doing drugs.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] I did say that, but it was to hard, so I didn't quit. If you will excuse me Tom, I got a Toast to say.

The Commandant steps on the podium, and everyone starts to applaud him.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Thank you, thank you. First I'd like to congratulate all the cadets for graduating, it must be an honour for you.

Everyone applauds.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Now if we can get to the more important issue. I would like to congratulate our eight brave cops on a job extremely well done. If it weren't for them, we'd all be crazy Mexican's right now. Joe, Jacob, Baller, Liz, Sub, Greg, Ray and Amber, I award you all with these medals, for your bravery. Now lets drink up, Cheers.

[b]Everyone Else:[/b] Cheers.

They all drink the champaign and celebrate for the rest of the night.::

[b]Fin[/b]



[b][color=darkblue]alotofbs101: BS

Baller_: Baller

vornoff: Andrew

VideoGamerX19: Liz

ftgators: Guard

Mr.Hero624: Joe

Mgoblue201: Jacob

DarkBlood999: Amber

Rayhovite: Ray

Supergreg64: Greg

Submgx: Sub

Pacn99: General Pacn

chaolin224: Brittany

vulpix420: Hannah

InvincibleAgent: Invincible Agent

spyagent89: Spy Agent

Mariooooooooooooo2: Mario

mike10003: Former Mayor Mike

The_Uber_Jedi: Hubert

Traptor25: Commandant Angelus

HawkEyeA53B: Tom[/color][/b]


[b]Alternate Ending[/b]

BS was in a big factory like room which happened to be the room where the CMMM was in. Joe, Jacob, Baller, Liz, Ray, and Amber were all in a giant cage hanging on the ceiling of that room, about 40 feet above the ground.::

[b]BS:[/b] Welcome the six of you to my little secret factory. I hope you are all comfortable in that cage. I like people to be comfortable before they get tortured.

[b]Baller:[/b] What do you mean by that?

[b]BS:[/b] What do I mean by this? Well why don't you all look underneath your cage. You'll all see a giant pot with an ooze like substance. You six will become my first subjects to be turned into crazy Mexicans.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Wasn't Mario your first subject sir?

[b]BS:[/b] Fine alright, they'll be my second subjects, does that make you happy Andrew?

[b]Andrew:[/b] What do you think?

[b]BS:[/b] I really hate that guy.

[b]Andrew:[/b] What did you say?

[b]BS:[/b] Oh nothing.

[b]Liz:[/b] BS you'll never get away with this! Sub and Greg are still out there, and they'll stop you.

[b]BS:[/b] Oh poor thing, you haven't heard the bad news, have you? Sub and Greg went bye, bye. They're about as thin as paper about now.

BS starts to laugh. Once he finishes laughing he makes an order.::

[b]BS:[/b] Guard, begin the slow moving dipping process.

The cage begins to slowly lower.::

[b]Liz:[/b] What do we do now?

[b]Joe:[/b] Why don't we try to squeeze through these bars. I think I can fit through if I try hard enough, and the rest of you except Ray, are all thinner than me, so we can give it a shot.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You never come up with something smart do you. If we do squeeze through, we'll just fall faster in the pot of ooze, just making us Mexicans faster, and if we missed the pot, we'll die, cause we're 40 feet above the ground.

[b]Amber:[/b] You know, I think I'd probably rather die, then become a crazy Mexican.

Amber squeezes through the bars and jumps. Ray tried to stop her but couldn't.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Amber!!!

Amber hits her knee at the edge of the giant pot, somewhat breaking her fall, but also breaking her knee. She lands on the ground untouched by the ooze, and barely alive. Everyone now even more afraid go to their separate parts of the cage thinking of what to do.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Jake.

[b]Jacob:[/b] What?

[b]Joe:[/b] Here's your chance. Go up to Liz and tell her how you feel.

[b]Jacob:[/b] I don't know. I don't think I'm ready to do so. What if she turns me down?

[b]Joe:[/b] So what if she turns you down. In less then 30 minutes we're gonna be crazy Mexicans, there's nothing to lose.

[b]Jacob:[/b] You know what, you're right, for once.

Jacob gets up to go to Liz. Liz had happened to already get up, and came to where Joe and Jacob were.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Joe can I talk to you for a second privately?

[b]Joe:[/b] Sure thing, what's up?

Joe and Liz walk to an empty part of the cage.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Joe I gotta tell you something.

[b]Joe:[/b] What is it?

[b]Liz:[/b] Well umm, Joe, I love you.

[b]Joe:[/b] I love you to Liz.

[b]Liz:[/b] Really?

[b]Joe[/b] Ya, I've felt this way for a very long time.

[b]Liz:[/b] Are you serious? Then why did you never pick up any of my signals?

[b]Joe:[/b] What signals?

[b]Liz:[/b] Never mind.

Joe and Liz start kissing. Jacob sees this and gets real disappointed knowing his chance will never come. At about this moment Sub and Greg walk in through an exit which no one was able to see, from where they all were.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Hey Sub look. The rest of the guys are in that cage all the way up there.

[b]Sub:[/b] It's good to know that they're at least still alive.

[b]Greg:[/b] Hey do you think that big machine is that Mexican making thing.

[b]Sub:[/b] I bet it is. Alright Greg, listen up. Here's the plan, you go free the guys, and I'll go destroy the machine. How does that sound?

[b]Greg:[/b] It sounds fine by me.

Sub and Greg split up, and go do their tasks. Greg sees the controls to the cage and heads to them.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Hmm what button to push?

Greg sees a red button.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Ah ha!!! It's always the red button.

Greg pushes the red button. All of a sudden the pot filled with the ooze begins to tip over at Greg's direction.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Oh crud.

The ooze was spilling on the floor. Greg starts running away from the ooze. When he gets near the exit he happened to get his foot stuck in a bucket that just happened to be laying around on the floor. This caused him to hobble and lose control, which caused him to crash into the wall and get stuck.::

[b]BS:[/b] Grrr, my first victims are no more!!! At least I still got my machine. Guard get that guy out of that wall.

The guard goes to get Greg out of the wall, but as he's going there he slips on a banana peel, making him slip and fall into the ooze transforming him into a crazy Mexican.::

[b]BS:[/b] Andrew, go get him out of there.

[b]Andrew:[/b] Why me?

[b]BS:[/b] GO!!!

Andrew goes to take Greg out of the wall. He was a little cautious cause he didn't want any part of his skin touching the ooze. Eventually he got to Greg and pulled him out of the wall. This came as a cost to Andrew cause he fell back once Greg was free and fell into the ooze. Andrew transformed into a crazy Mexican.::

[b]Greg:[/b] Thanks for getting me out.

All Andrew could say was "porqué?" until he passed out. Greg goes back to the control panel of the cage. This time he pulls down the leaver and the cage starts to come down a little quicker.::

[b]BS:[/b] Grrr. Everyone go after them. Pacn you come with me to meet the mayor.

BS and General Pacn leave. All of BS's henchmen go to fight the cops as soon as they come down. They make sure not to fight anywhere near the ooze. Liz goes to fight Brittany, Ray fights Invincible Agent, Greg fights Spy Agent, Amber tried to fight Hannah but was in great pain, and Baller took on Mario. Sub was trying to find a way to destroy the CMMM. Joe and Jacob went to go stop BS.

[b]BS:[/b] Mr Mike, I believe that's one trillion dollars in those briefcases.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] All the money's in here, but before I give it to you, I want to see the so called CMMM.

[b]BS:[/b] Why certainly. Pacn show the former mayor the CMMM.

General Pacn turns on the monitor. The all see the CMMM. Then they see Sub take out his machine gun. Sub starts firing the machine gun at the CMMM. BS looked all panicked. When Sub stopped all the bullet holes on the CMMM spelled "SUBMGX". BS was relieved though because the CMMM was not destroyed.::

[b]BS:[/b] So lets get back to business shall we.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] Hey wait.

Mike points at the monitor. It seems as Sub reloaded his gun and started firing again finishing off what he was writing. Now the bullet holes spelled "SUBMGX!!!". Shortly after the CMMM blew up.::

[b]BS:[/b] My Machine!!!

All of a sudden Jacob runs into the room. Joe comes in a little later, cause his wounds slowed him down.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Mr. Mayor, don't give him the money.

[b]Former Mayor Mike:[/b] I'm not. The machine was just destroyed.

[b]Jacob:[/b] It is?

[b]BS:[/b] Sure the CMMM is destroyed, but what the hey, you give me the money or I'll kill you. How's that sound?

Joe hobbles in.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Freeze BS. Jake might not shoot you, but I will.

[b]BS:[/b] Well if it isn't the brave little cop. Can you answer me a question, why are the brave ones always so dumb?

[b]Joe:[/b] I don't know.

[b]BS:[/b] I thought that might be your answer. Pacn shoot him.

General Pacn aimed his gun at Joe and fired it. Luckily for Joe he miss fired, and only hit him in the shin. Joe fell. In the meantime BS takes the money from the mayor, and then kills him and runs off.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Joe are you alright?

[b]Joe:[/b] Don't worry about me. I always play hurt.

[b]Jacob:[/b] This ain't a game Joe.

[b]Joe:[/b] Just try to take out Pacn. I'm gonna got after BS.

Joe gets up, and hobbles to the direction BS went. Jacob stayed to fight Pacn. In the mean time the other guys were fairing quite well. Mario, Spy Agent, and Brittany were all taken out. Ray wasn't fairing bad against IA either, but he couldn't take him on, on his own. Greg and Baller went to help Ray out, while Liz went to help Amber fight Hannah. Greg and Baller tried to distract IA, and Ray would try to hold him steady. Sub then comes by to help. He searched through his bag for the right weapon, and he found it. Sub took out his flamethrower.::

[b]Sub:[/b] Ray get out of the way.

Ray does get out of the way, and as he does, Sub starts using his flamethrower and burns IA. In the mean time the combination of Liz and Amber were able to stop Hannah. Now that they beat up all these guys, Ray, Greg and Baller went after BS while Sub and Liz stayed back to take care of Amber's knee. Meanwhile Jacob and General Pacn were fighting, or at least you can say they were.::

[b]Jacob:[/b] Listen, I don't wanna fight you, so can we just let bygones be bygones.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] You're funny. I've never seen a cop so afraid as yourself. It's a shame that I have to kill you.

Ray, Greg, and Baller run into the room.::

[b]Baller:[/b] No one's killing anyone.

[b]Ray:[/b] Freeze Pacn.

[b]General Pacn:[/b] I don't think so.

General Pacn presses a switch on the wall opening a trap door. He runs in the door. Ray and Baller start shooting at him, but they missed.::

[b]Ray:[/b] Greg and Jacob you go after Pacn. Baller and I will go after BS.

They split up. Meanwhile Joe had caught up to BS and tackled him. Joe was hobbling pretty slow, but BS was running even slower cause of all the weight the money put on him, which is why Joe caught up.::

[b]Joe:[/b] It's over BS.

[b]BS:[/b] Ha, you think a wounded guy like yourself can take on a strong guy like me. Please, your best asset is your mobility, and you lost that with all those wounds.

BS pushes Joe off him.::

[b]BS:[/b] And now to finish you off.

BS takes out his gun, but before he could shoot Joe, Joe had already taken out his gun and shot BS in the right hand, making him drop his gun.::

[b]Joe:[/b] You forgot that I have no wounds in my upper body, didn't you.

[b]BS:[/b] You want the money? Here take it.

BS throws the money at Joe knocking him over. This allowed BS to escape, but he didn't take any money with him.::

[b]BS:[/b] We'll meet again copper.

BS left. Ray and Baller got to where Joe was. They saw Joe laying on the ground in severe pain with the money on him. Ray picked up Joe and carried him to where the rest of the guys were, and Baller carried the money. Jacob and Greg were still trying to find General Pacn but they lost him for good. They eventually realized it and head back. One week later happened to be graduation day for the cadets, but the graduation celebration was being used more for a celebration in stopping BS's plans.::

[b]Liz:[/b] Hey Joe you made it.

[b]Joe:[/b] Ya I told the nurse to let me out, cause there was no way I was gonna miss this day, not after all I went through, plus I wanted to see you.

Joe and Liz start kissing. While they were kissing Joe noticed Hubert.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey look it's Hubert. Let's go say hello.

[b]Liz:[/b] Who?

[b]Joe:[/b] Oh it's this French bartender guy we met at BS's complex. He's a real nice guy.

Joe drags Liz to Hubert.::

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey Hubert, what are you doing here?

[b]Hubert:[/b] My restaurant was closed down after you beat BS. I am here to make some money. But do not worry, I do not hold it against you.

[b]Joe:[/b] Hey can I have some of that champaign?

[b]Hubert:[/b] Do not touch that. I will serve it real soon, and you will all be able to drink it after the Commandant’s toast.

Amber walks up to Ray.::

[b]Amber:[/b] We got to talk.

[b]Ray:[/b] Ya I know.

[b]Amber:[/b] What we have ain't right, and we can't stay together. It wouldn't be a healthy relationship.

[b]Ray:[/b] I know. I was actually gonna go talk to you about it after the Commandant's speech.

Ray and Amber both walk away from each other and like that their relationship was over. Meanwhile the Commandant walks up to the podium. Before he gets there he bumps into Tom.::

[b]Tom:[/b] Hey sir. So it looks like you're doing quite well on re-hab.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Yes, it's been almost 2 weeks now since I last had a drug. I feel real good.

[b]Tom:[/b] Well that's great to hear.

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Anyways, if you can excuse me, I've got a speech to say.

The Commandant steps on the podium, and everyone starts to applaud him.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Thank you, thank you. First I'd like to congratulate all the cadets for graduating, it must be an honour for you.

Everyone applauds.::

[b]Commandant Angelus:[/b] Now if we can get to the more important issue. I would like to congratulate our eight brave cops on a job extremely well done. If it weren't for them, we'd all be crazy Mexican's right now. Joe, Jacob, Baller, Liz, Sub, Greg, Ray and Amber, I award you all with these medals, for your bravery. Now lets drink up, Cheers.

[b]Everyone Else:[/b] Cheers.

They all drink the champaign. A few seconds later everyone falls on the floor and starts turning into crazy Mexicans. Apparently Hubert had put some Mexican making serum in every glass of champaign. After this all happened Hubert picked up the phone and called BS.::

[b]BS:[/b] Hello.

[b]Hubert:[/b] Bonjour Monsieur BS. My mission is complete. Everyone at the academy is now a crazy Mexican.

[b]BS:[/b] Excellent job Hubert.

BS starts laughing maniacally and Hubert also was laughing with a french maniacal laugh. BS didn't get the money and lost control of the city, but at least had the satisfaction of turning everyone at the academy into crazy Mexicans.::

[b]Fin[/b]


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